Yes, that's right. Your two favourite things in the universe. 19th Century French execution method, the Guillotine, and New York's favourite form of bread, the bagel. Welcome to the 21st Century.

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Bagels. Sometimes it feels like there's nothing in the world that could make the classic New York Bagel any better. Wrong.

This is Hoan, The Original Bagel Guillotine Universal Slicer.

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Yeah sure, it's the product you never knew you needed. But just look at it. Imagine having this executioner of wheat on your counter? No bagel is safe.

The guillotine, made famous by the French, is now scaring bread stale.

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And it's left over 200,000 TikTokers in awe... The handy bagel slicer makes slicing everyone's favorite breakfast food effortless,

But it's not only bagels.

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The brutal machine can also be used on muffins, rolls, and bread.

It's available on Amazon.

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And for the price of $16, it's got so many five star reviews.

One happy buyer wrote:

This is such a fun slicer! It goes through the middle of the bagel perfectly and little to no effort - however you sometimes do have to make sure you haven't put it in the holder somewhat wonky.

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