This Bizarre Mansion For Sale Is Insanely Cheap…For a Very Good Reason

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All house hunters are looking for the perfect bargain.

But while this Indianapolis house might be cheap, once you look inside, you’ll see why. And its low asking price might not seem like such a deal.

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He starts off with quite the tease, but the property lives up to the hype.

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That’s a lot of living space for under two million bucks.

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If you’re not familiar with “staging,” it’s temporarily decorating the house to make it look its best so you can sell it faster.

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Couldn’t they have removed it?

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Wow. I can’t even think of what genre of design that might be. It gets worse. Much, much worse.

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You have to wonder if this was even done by someone who knows their way around, or if it was just how the house looked prior.

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It’s a mess of jagged angles, rough textures, and…desk chairs.

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Almost as odd as the fact that this house has tons of stairs with no railings.

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If you’re wondering why this house is so odd, it’s because it was purchased by a pimp (really) when it was a small one-story home in the ’60s. He just kept adding on weird stuff. It’s a house with a (dubious) history.

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You’ve got this many bedrooms and two giant beds share a room facing each other? Weird. Let’s keep moving. We’re hardly done.

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If you’re going to have ugly lion heads, at least make them symmetrical.

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This room…what is its purpose?

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And why are beds and grills sharing rooms?

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It really does look like a house that was designed for swinger parties. Maybe that explains all the beds.

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Dolphin statue! If you’re interested in this house (or just want to see more pics), check out the listing here.

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