This Crazy Mom's Texts Are So Funny You Won't Even Care How Awful She Is | 22 Words

Kate Siegel and her mom have a very close relationship.

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And a key part of the ongoing communication that keeps them close is texting. Lots and lots of texting...

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Sweet, right?

Of course. Because Kate's mom is full of tenderness, patience, and acceptance.

OK, that's not true at all. Fortunately, though, what she lacks in empathy and goodwill she makes up for with hilarious, unwanted life advice and general smart-assery, which Kate happily serves up on Instagram and Facebook for the rest of us to enjoy.

Check out her texts, laugh...and be glad she's not your mom.

She may threaten, but it's just because she wants to talk to her daughter. You can't fault her for that.

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She's an innovator...

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She's a matchmaker...

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(Fortunately, the boyfriend she seems so hard on knows exactly how to play along.)

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But seriously, she's a very committed matchmaker.

(Boyfriend, notwithstanding.)

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She's full of fashion advice...

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And more fashion advice.

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She's always available with relationship advice, too.

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...and fitness advice.

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Like any good mother, she knows the value of nutrition.

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And if Kate doesn't take Mom's fitness and nutrition suggestions, there's always more fashion advice.

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And, of course, safety is Mom's number one priority.

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In exchange for all this loving advice and motherly attention, she only wants a few things in return...

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Kate needs to get married...

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...and have babies already!

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Finally, in case you haven't noticed, mom is a bit of a smart-ass.

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OK, she's a total smart-ass.

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Whatever Kate's Mom is, she's definitely motivational. Right?

That's what this is, right? Motivational?

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More from Kate's Crazy (but Obviously Awesome) Mom

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The texts you've read so far are just the beginning.

Follow along for yourself on Instagram and Facebook.

Oh, and if you're wondering about this last photo, Kate says it's "some proof that #crazyjewishmom was sneaking RIDICULOUS outfits into the house from day one."

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