It was a dark and stormy night. Blood dripped from Jason Voorhees' hands as he poured himself a glass of wine. He lifted it up to take a sip but then remembered he was wearing a hockey mask. "Silly Jason," he said as he shook his head and chuckled to himself. "What a goof."
No sympathy for Jason's plight? You're not on the side of the murderous monster from Friday the 13th? Well, this hysterical Twitter thread from two authors, @ChuckWendig and @SamSykes, might change your mind.
Their epic exchange from July 27 plays with all your favorite horror movie tropes and somehow turns a Jason-like camp killer into a sweet misunderstood guy just trying to get through life. Read the whole thing. It's worth it.