This Guy’s Belly Looks Exactly like Woody Harrelson. You Won’t Be Able to Unsee It

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People have seen Jesus in sonograms.

The Virgin Mary in a grilled cheese sandwich.

And now? The most wonderful miracle of all has occurred. The Great Woody Harrelson has been found in the most unlikely of places. People are, as they say, shook.

He’s a beloved Hollywood actor who has performed in some of the greatest films of all time, including No Country for Old MenThe Hunger Games, and Now You See Me 2.

Also known as a “tummy,” it’s the front part of a human torso that typically contains the stomach and intestines.

(On the left. The person on the right is Daniel Radcliffe. He has nothing to do with this story.) Woody Harrelson (in the hat) was born on July 23, 1961. He is a two-time Academy Award nominee who grew up in Midland, Texas.

If you look closely, you might notice the shape is slightly rotund and a tad fleshy. If you were to slap it, you might get a nice THWAP effect.

Take a close look at Mr. Harrelson’s profile, especially. If you were to slap it, you would probably make him mad. OK. You’ve made it this far. You’ve learned a lot, both about bellies and about the cherished Hollywood actor named Woody Harrelson. We’re about to flip the script on you…

As the astute Twitter user @sagemyster has so accurately pointed out, this man’s belly looks an awful lot like Woody Harrelson.  

The chin…the lips…the nose. It’s uncanny. That belly is about to start talking about how it is a vegan that doesn’t eat sugar or flour.* *In order to understand this reference, you should probably know that Woody Harrelson (the actor) is a vegan who doesn’t eat sugar or flour.

Can you tell the difference? Are you sure? Look very closely.

No one can look away. This is how religions are started, people!

But secretly, they know why it’s a thing. We all do. It’s always been a thing. Even Woody Harrelson himself has responded to the Midsection Miracle…

At least, we’re pretty sure it was Woody Harrelson posting. It could also be a belly masquerading on Instagram as the highly esteemed star of True Detective.

There is only one thing to be said about this work of art. It is perfect.

No, seriously. We’re not sure we can tell the difference anymore.