After almost a year, we're finally closing in on the release of Avengers: Endgame. Needless to say, the internet is hype. And while we're mainly just crying over all those black-and-white character posters Marvel keeps releasing, there's also time for some jokes.
Spoiler alert: at the end of Infinity War, Thanos snaps his fingers and kills half of all life on Earth. So one Twitter user started cracking jokes about the world after Thanos's infamous snap. Because yeah, that sounds super sad, but think about it. There's a lot of potential for comedy when you think about it!
Soon, hundreds of other Marvel fans were chiming in with their own post-Thanos jokes. The resulting thread of tweets is absolutely hilarious! So get ready for the upcoming Endgame by checking out this Avengers-themed comedic genius!
It's almost "Endgame" time!Who will live? Who will die? And who the heck will come back from the dead?! (Because come on, you know those Infinity War superheroes aren't all staying dead.)
We may not have those answers, but there are some other theories circling.People are taking it upon themselves to answer the question: who else notable died during Thanos's snap? And what is the world doing without them?
Here's the first suggestion:
*Avengers: Endgame, opening scene, 1 month later* Captain America (crying): "I'm still so sad." Black Widow: "We… https://t.co/Smc7Frktzq— Jeff Lyons (@Jeff Lyons)1553654584.0
Oh, the rock duos Thanos ruined.
@usedwigs "But Art Garfunkel is opening..." (inconsolable sobbing)— SixDemon Paranoid (@SixDemon Paranoid)1553702695.0
Well, here's one solution for the problem:
@usedwigs Hall-ogram and Oates— Chastity Vicencio (@Chastity Vicencio)1553709925.0
Plus, a visual:
@usedwigs https://t.co/VebaGW97C3— Heidi 🐝 (@Heidi 🐝)1553702135.0
...Cap goes to his bedroom and turns on the TV, sees "Property Brother" (much more crying)— Jeff Lyons (@Jeff Lyons)1553692654.0
Without further ado, here's the flood of other 'post-snap' scenarios:
@usedwigs Tony Stark [entering frame]: “Maybe we could catch the B- the B- [pauses to compose himself] the Boy II Man reunion tour.”— Collin Bennett (@Collin Bennett)1553699040.0
Or, more accurately:
@collinbennett9 @usedwigs Boy I Man— Kevin (@Kevin)1553700423.0
We've all got coping methods.
@usedwigs Black Widow: Look, let's just stay home, watch "Rizzoli" and eat some Jerry's ice cream. Captain America: (exhales deeply0— Gabriel Bell (@Gabriel Bell)1553702369.0
Here's another devastated TV show:
@usedwigs On TV later Cap watches "This is Some of Us" and cries himself to sleep.— Regular Tweet Foxes (@Regular Tweet Foxes)1553721537.0
So who's left to direct more "Avengers" films?
@usedwigs @FLIPflippy The Russo Brother— Dean (@Dean)1553704187.0
Even popular eateries will never be the same.
@usedwigs @Popehat Let's grab a bite to eat on the way. There's a Three Guys around the corner.— Christopher Logie (@Christopher Logie)1553707514.0
Look at it this way:
@xtorol @usedwigs @Popehat ooh, they just beat the odds.— Max Smith (@Max Smith)1553709310.0
It's all about the numbers.
@gallow23 @xtorol @usedwigs @Popehat Some get rounded up, some get rounded down.— Bob Davis (@Bob Davis)1553718459.0
The show must go on!
@usedwigs Steve and Bruce leave a theater. Steve: "I just didn't like that Blue Man's performance." Bruce (wiping… https://t.co/NIN6x2csAs— Graylan (@Graylan)1553721272.0
Aww, no more clan.
@usedwigs Wait until he hears about the Wu Tang Duo— Joseph Jab (@Joseph Jab)1553712683.0
And then a trend started.Bring on the abruptly reduced music groups!
Oh no! Hootie!Well, maybe it'll still be a better show than "Blue Man."
Looks like one member had a "view to a kill."
@usedwigs @boosh71 Duran.— He’s mad. He’s... (@He’s mad. He’s...)1553719829.0
Do the math on this one.
@usedwigs @dolari Blink 91— 🏳️⚧️ Wonderful Hex-mas Time! (@🏳️⚧️ Wonderful Hex-mas Time!)1553722595.0
Is that how "ACDC" works?
@usedwigs Tony: AC is playing tonight Cap: You mean ACD.....No— Hal Jordan (@Hal Jordan)1553719614.0
Plan your set lists accordingly!
@wag____ @Lone_Punman @usedwigs He Might Be Giant singing “I’m the Replacement” is just so very wrong.— Thielavision (@Thielavision)1553708306.0
So, if we just had one Rolling Stone...
@CBrenchley @Lone_Punman @thielavision @wag____ @usedwigs The Rolling Stone must just be Keith Richards. Nothing kills him, not even Thanos.— suppelsa 😷 (@suppelsa 😷)1553730323.0
Cap just seems very sad in all this.
@usedwigs ....Cap takes subway and hears about the Village Person concert...Sobs uncontrollably for most of day— hehateme2012 (@hehateme2012)1553716574.0
Maybe Cap is just big on the nostalgia.
@usedwigs Later that night, after all the sobbing ends... Black Widow: Cap, I know it’s been a trying day, but ther… https://t.co/7ycLrwjCjz— hehateme2012 (@hehateme2012)1553722567.0
You've heard of "Maroon," now get ready for...
@usedwigs The Beatle. The Monkee. Mötley Düo. Half Direction. Backstreet Boy. C Music Factory. 4.5 Inch Nail. Front 121. #endgamebands— revdred (@revdred)1553716438.0
It's not "New Kids on the Block" anymore...
@usedwigs Last Kid On The Block.— revdred (@revdred)1553729750.0