This Hilarious Walmart Deli Employee Drives His Bosses Crazy In the Most Creative Way Possible | 22 Words

This is the tale of Shane, a Walmart deli counter employee who is — pardon the pun — also full of bologna.

You see, Shane has a very calculated and mildly infuriating way of driving his bosses nuts, and his story is told through a series of pictures taken by his co-worker, Reddit user Ardentleprechaun and recently picked up by Foodbeast.

So what exactly does Shane do?

From the picture documentation on the Walmart back-room whiteboard, he does insanely ridiculous things that cause management to reprimand him through written warnings.

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What kinds of things, you ask?

So that's a panini and a PlayStation?

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But I want to be a millionaire!

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They should really be more specific then...

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Everything must go!

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Yes, we need to keep our stash a secret, dude.

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It would be biodegradable.

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Talk about a thigh high...

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Dinner and a show!

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Are we sure that these people are real and the situation actually happened?

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Of course not, this is the Internet. But because Shane sounds like a riot, we like to believe that it is. 

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After all, who doesn't want to see a puppet show when they go to pick up their lunch?