This is the tale of Shane, a Walmart deli counter employee who is — pardon the pun — also full of bologna.
You see, Shane has a very calculated and mildly infuriating way of driving his bosses nuts, and his story is told through a series of pictures taken by his co-worker, Reddit user Ardentleprechaun and recently picked up by Foodbeast.
So what exactly does Shane do?
From the picture documentation on the Walmart back-room whiteboard, he does insanely ridiculous things that cause management to reprimand him through written warnings.
via: Reddit
What kinds of things, you ask?
Of course not, this is the Internet. But because Shane sounds like a riot, we like to believe that it is.Â
via: Reddit
After all, who doesn't want to see a puppet show when they go to pick up their lunch?