Every so often there is something so hilariously random on the internet that it hovers over the realm of genius. I would argue that the Twitter thread you are about to read is one of those random strokes of genius. If you had to think of the absolute worst way to hold a drink, a glass full of liquid, what would it be? Would you hold a full, heavy glass by the very bottom? Maybe you stick your fingers in it and hold it from the side.
I was not even aware of how many ways there are to hold a drink before I came across this ridiculous thread. Twitter user Daniel Inman started it off, asking the Internet, "What's the worst way to hold your drink?" Along with that question, he generously provided four super silly examples that I would argue all tied for first place in the very worst way to hold a drink. But it didn't end there. The post went totally viral, and people everywhere started sharing their own ideas for the worst drink-holding habits. And thus, this thread was born.
What's the worst way to hold a drink?
What's the worst way to hold your drink https://t.co/0twhqu2aCm— Daniel Inman (@Daniel Inman)1548304971.0
https://t.co/0z8nDCwNuj— Daniel Inman (@Daniel Inman)1548628572.0
BackwardOh no, this is so disturbing. This looks like something out of a horror movie. How is her hand doing that?
Fingers inLet us please take a step back for a moment and appreciate that the guy who tweeted this monstrosity is named Ralph Nader.
@D1nman https://t.co/kXnc3j4kPM— ➰〰️ (@➰〰️)1548464018.0
MartiniOh man, no one else has figured out the martini glass thing. This is definitely the worst way to hold a martini.
@D1nman https://t.co/iKQaBP8eQh— kambiz (@kambiz)1548806223.0
@D1nman @pollyhalsey @ally_goldberg https://t.co/BA3Ve5DtDy— seb! (@seb!)1548606933.0
@D1nman https://t.co/PxVzRBciLp— donnell duck (@donnell duck)1548711110.0
@D1nman https://t.co/1XHWW12CSm— Lahhamid (@Lahhamid)1548715700.0
@D1nman https://t.co/5z2Dwbtx4t— annelise dawn (@annelise dawn)1548715948.0
@D1nman https://t.co/V4id2cH7l6— ً (@ً)1548658266.0
@D1nman @ColtonMorano Y'all still hold drinks with your hands? https://t.co/AErPHkmfsh— ✨Çravid✨ (@✨Çravid✨)1548737845.0
One fingerOh gosh, I don't know what it is about this but it's making me so skeeved out. Just please don't do this. I beg of you.
@D1nman https://t.co/iHtL9adKGB— yailene (@yailene)1548658475.0
White supremacyOh, this is the most terrible one! I know I say that about all of them, but this time it's for real! Using the alt right's symbol to hold your drink is not OK!
@D1nman https://t.co/1CKmsvwsbW— t (@t)1548731940.0
@D1nman https://t.co/2xsAoQgUmO— Jake Ferrill (@Jake Ferrill)1548732818.0
@D1nman https://t.co/rHzXhH260w— Ben (@Ben)1548603472.0
@D1nman .@michael_athbo https://t.co/p0CXGwxjCR— maia (@maia)1548683312.0
@D1nman https://t.co/UzShtpCJYt— shay 🦋 (@shay 🦋)1548988325.0
@D1nman https://t.co/OXD2MhFcGQ— Ian (@Ian)1548878783.0
@D1nman @kaylindsilva https://t.co/FNAsG0Qe7q— whisper (@whisper)1548739126.0
@D1nman https://t.co/UZq41Fjhk3— Doug Dimmadome, owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadone (@Doug Dimmadome, owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadone)1548725839.0
@D1nman https://t.co/jHpWPtnsSW— T.MOON 🌒 (@T.MOON 🌒)1548650403.0
@D1nman https://t.co/AAbp41YEXH— t (@t)1548731468.0
@D1nman https://t.co/bacUuVwEGS— Elliot (@Elliot)1548635949.0
@D1nman @skylaroglesby Anything but this is clearly wrong https://t.co/4ksVkFmh7X— Olivia Burnett (@Olivia Burnett)1548641901.0
All the fingers
@D1nman https://t.co/6YzMcW4yIh— horrible little goblin (@horrible little goblin)1548652334.0