No sane person likes getting shocked, which is why some people buy stun guns and tasers.

In the case of Amazon user notsctuallysteve (in case there was confusion as to whether or not he was, in fact, Steve), who was looking to protect himself, he picked up the Knuckle Blaster for the bargain price of $62.54.

via: Amazon

So how did it work out for him?

Let's just say that his review speaks for itself...

Oh, but there's more...!

And the reviews of the review are in!

I don't know about you, but I'm sold.