Listen, we can debate all day about the existence of God and creationism (which didn't happen) versus evolution (which did). Or we can put that all aside and laugh at some jokes people made about what God must have been thinking when he (or she, or it) created some of the animals and items we take for granted every day.
Because if you think about it, giraffes are super weird. There is no reason for centipedes to have as many legs as they do. And seahorses? What even are those? The people of Twitter get up to a lot of different things, but one of the most innocuous and hilarious is imagining exchanges between God and angels or whoever else was listening when dog created some of the animals and objects we have learned to love and accept. From spiders to snakes to...coconuts (that's right), the people of Twitter have figured out exactly what God's thought process was when creating them.
What even is a hippo?Do you know? This and others are the questions the people of Twitter have been asking themselves. And they've come up with answers. God's answers.
[God creating spiders] "Make it have 8 legs" Seems excessive but ok "And 8 eyes" You need to calm down a li- "Give it a butt rope"— matt (@matt)1466220991.0
[God creating the ocean] GOD: Just put water friggin everywhere. ANGEL: Nice, that way if they’re thirsty, they— GOD: Make it undrinkable.— puma pants (@puma pants)1433729365.0
[God making coconuts] ANGEL: Hair on the outside? GOD: Yes ANGEL: Milk on the inside? GOD: Yes ANGEL: So, thi… https://t.co/Bci6nn8Wvo— Roxi Horror 💀🌸 (@Roxi Horror 💀🌸)1549159071.0
CorgiI like to think that after seeing the giraffe, the corgi left and was like, "Well, I'm way cuter than that monstrosity, so whatevs."
[god creating seahorses] angel: any more ideas for animals? god: ok, what if tiny saxophones could swim— paperwash© (@paperwash©)1526843713.0
GOD: there, my first animal :) SNAKE:youre not done right? How am I supposed to move? G:like this*shimmies* S: G:just kinda*shimmies* S:dude— tater tot bros (@tater tot bros)1454954158.0
God *giggling*: They are gonna be so tiny. Angel *writing*: ants... tiny... got it. God *suddenly tearing up*: but omg so strong.— spaceghoul incognito (@spaceghoul incognito)1543013533.0
[god creating bees] Put a needle on its butt. “Come on God, wha—“ Make its puke delicious. “WTF.”— puma pants (@puma pants)1428466465.0
[God creating animals] God: I want to create a bag of evil. Angel: And name it something really sweet. Say hi to the 'Jelly Fish'— Prakhr Srivastav (@Prakhr Srivastav)1518521160.0
God: what are they doing down there? Angel: they are making milk from almonds God: what?! I gave them, like, 8 anim… https://t.co/qk3YXS0oWl— The Dad (@The Dad)1534776602.0
GOD: 8 ANGEL: 9! GOD: We shouldn't do this drunk ANGEL: 10 lol GOD: 15!! ANGEL *mouthful of pizza* 25 GOD: 30!! CEN… https://t.co/pEzQGB1vP3— Jon (@Jon)1528115081.0
God: I'm calling this a horse Angel: Wow you're so clever, creating an animal that can pull carriages, transport g… https://t.co/IrFKG3IpZd— Jon (@Jon)1527166718.0
[god creating the fox] How about a red catdog?— OLLYWEEN (@OLLYWEEN)1459840061.0
adam: [naming the birds] tits god: lol ok but let's take this a little more seriously adam: blue-footed boobies… https://t.co/g2vh4lHXIL— shen the bird (@shen the bird)1537737616.0
[God creating platypuses] God: This is my best work. Yes, Karen I am high, but that has nothing to do with it. This is perfect. Send it out.— world series mvp kevin cash (@world series mvp kevin cash)1424194834.0
[god making bats] GOD: just like a hairy black potato with wings ANGEL: um GOD: ANGEL: god? GOD: also it sleeps upside down like an idiot— jackson (@jackson)1425998041.0
*Creating bees* God: Make then highly beneficial to the ecosystem Angel: Sure thing, boss God: Give them the greatest knees of all time— Krispy Memes Boi (@Krispy Memes Boi)1549391187.0
SlothEven sloths have to admit that they've got it pretty good. If I could spend a month as any animal, I'd probably be a bird so I could fly for like a day, then switch to being a sloth.
[God creating animals] God: go forth, multiply, be fertile! Cow: i will provide man milk & meat Horse: i will help… https://t.co/B9TvC6GHgS— Ditz McGee 🇨🇦 (@Ditz McGee 🇨🇦)1533995095.0
[god, creating ducks] Just like put a surfboard mouth on a big pigeon and make it like a loud idiot. I don't know— audrey farnsworth (@audrey farnsworth)1421299751.0
[ God creating penguins ] This here is a dolphin bird— J (@J)1459546430.0
[god making pandas] GOD: cow bears ANGEL: what GOD: did i fucken stutter ANGEL: GOD: take it a cow and make it a bear— jackson (@jackson)1431650326.0
[god creating the turtle] Just trap that nasty lizard in an army helmet.— OLLYWEEN (@OLLYWEEN)1458081159.0
[god creating owls] Angel: So,...what now? God: Hmmmm. I want a retractile ball of feathers A: We can do that G: An… https://t.co/xgLhUYjI9V— Kira (@Kira)1518531564.0
plant: so they get to walk around and stuff? god: [putting finishing touches on animals] yup plant: i’m GREEN wit… https://t.co/ZLzZVR6CPM— Spooky Skoog (@Spooky Skoog)1536705420.0
[creating babies] God: Make them tiny and fragile and defenseless, with weak immune systems. Angel: Um OK ... Go… https://t.co/pmCM8dp7qy— Pumpkin Patches (@Pumpkin Patches)1549219116.0
[inventing the parrot] HOW ABOUT LIKE A TYE DYE CHICKEN WHO SCREAMS ACTUAL WORDS AT YOU— jade (@jade)1424221311.0
GOD: actually, scratch that ANGEL: no unicorns... got it GOD: aww, what the hell, put 'em in the ocean [CREATES NARWHALS]— Elle Vive (@Elle Vive)1544943896.0
[god creating jellyfish] How bout a dumb wet ghost— tater tot bros (@tater tot bros)1462312741.0