This New Trend Has Men Sending Their Girlfriends a ‘Poem,’ but It’s Actually Something Else Entirely

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Comedian Mike Recine decided to do something sweet for his girlfriend — kind of.

But this is one of the benefits of dating a comedian: shenanigans. Lots of shenanigans.

…Who were none the wiser to the little stunt. And for a while, it felt like this could turn into a new smooth way to impress the ladies.

Or at least memorized the theme song enough to recognize it as a love poem. Seems like this charm worked like a… charm?

It turns out some women do know how to Google things.

It didn’t take long for all the women who know this to see through the charade.

Some ladies just have an instinct for game, and know to trust their gut.

Talk about game! This would have any lady weak in the knees.

…Lucky their girlfriends don’t watch that much TV.

But he also apparently texts people the word “Breckenridge” a lot, so there seems to be a lot of weird things going on here.

And have now opened themselves up to a plagiarism lawsuit from Sony Pictures Home Entertainment, I assume.

Honestly, just assume any woman who has agreed to marry you has done so because she can smell your B.S. from a mile away.

No rational woman who isn’t completely blinded by love would buy this as original work.

So, unless you’re a professional comedian, maybe stick to flowers from here on out, okay?