19 Hilariously Wrong 'Wheel of Fortune' Answers | 22 Words

Sure, Wheel of Fortune is the game show grandparents watch while they're eating their early bird dinners.

But it's also a staple of game show television, and you have to admit there's a soft spot in all our hearts for the old-fashioned spectacle.

Wheel of Fortune word puzzles are often strange phrases or collections of words that we don't use in everyday life.

One Twitter account, Wheel of Fortune Answers, has decided to take screenshots of unfinished puzzles and finish them with entirely plausible answers. They're ridiculous and hilarious and will make you giggle a lot.

Potato Cannon

via: Twitter

Obviously, this is "potato cannon." What else could it be?

Extra Bougie Truckers

via: Twitter

What would bougie truckers look like, let alone extra bougie truckers? Are they drinking rosé out of a paper bag at the rest stop?

Enthusiastic Shortstops

via: Twitter

Yes, of course, this is the known phrase "enthusiastic shortstops." It simply cannot be anything else.

Supreme Beard Asshole

via: Twitter

Raise your hand if you know at least one of these. If you live in Brooklyn, you definitely do. The next one makes me laugh the hardest.

Slick Poops

via: Twitter

Just the word "slick" next to the word "poops" is hilariously gross and genius. Ew!

Dollhouse Purgatory

via: Twitter

I really want to know what the real answer to this is because I cannot imagine it being anything else now that "dollhouse purgatory" is in my mind.

Lawn Carnivore

via: Twitter

Someone in the comments wrote that the actual answer is "lawn furniture" which makes sense but I don't like it nearly as much as "lawn carnivore."

Shame Parades

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Isn't...isn't every parade a shame parade? Sorry, I just don't really like parades. They make me feel weird.

New Dick Party

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The real answer to this one is "new baby buggy," and the account posted the video of the guy actually answering it and it's incredible. The next one might make some people mad.

Damned Flyovers

via: Twitter

This might come to a shock to the people who live in the middle of the country, but a good portion of people from the coasts refer to your states as "flyovers." Sorry.

A War of Teens

via: Twitter

I think it's actually called The Hunger Games, but what do I know?

Tonight, Shrimp Hell with Mister Favre

via: Twitter

This sounds like a lot of nightmares all rolled into one very unpleasant evening. No thank you!

The Meaty Canal of Desire

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Wheel of Fortune getting frisky! "The Meaty Canal of Desire" either sounds like it's describing a vagina or a tunnel to a really good BBQ joint.

You've Got to Be F*cking Kidding Me

via: Twitter

What! Else! Could! It! Be! The next one is just simply hilarious.

The Local Obese Horse

via: Twitter

People in the comments are like, "This couldn't be right because the 'e' is already on the board." Which like, yeah, fine, but it's also an absurd phrase, and the whole point of this account is that it's wrong, so shush.

Cabbage Mangler

via: Twitter

Someone in the comments suggested "Vintage Tinkler" and honestly, I don't know which one I like more.

It's a Faasttttt Car

via: Twitter

This one is so lazy and so funny, and I love it so much. Who is in charge of this account? They should get a medal.

Oh Sh*t a Ghost

via: Twitter

This makes sense, and it's also something that people would actually say! I think they got it right.

Uauuu Ioniieis

via: Twitter

I love this. I love this so much. Share this with the biggest Wheel of Fortune fan in your life (your grandma).