Sure, Wheel of Fortune is the game show grandparents watch while they're eating their early bird dinners.
But it's also a staple of game show television, and you have to admit there's a soft spot in all our hearts for the old-fashioned spectacle.
Wheel of Fortune word puzzles are often strange phrases or collections of words that we don't use in everyday life.One Twitter account, Wheel of Fortune Answers, has decided to take screenshots of unfinished puzzles and finish them with entirely plausible answers. They're ridiculous and hilarious and will make you giggle a lot.
via: TwitterObviously, this is "potato cannon." What else could it be?
Extra Bougie Truckers
via: TwitterWhat would bougie truckers look like, let alone extra bougie truckers? Are they drinking rosé out of a paper bag at the rest stop?
via: TwitterYes, of course, this is the known phrase "enthusiastic shortstops." It simply cannot be anything else.
Supreme Beard Asshole
via: TwitterRaise your hand if you know at least one of these. If you live in Brooklyn, you definitely do. The next one makes me laugh the hardest.
via: TwitterJust the word "slick" next to the word "poops" is hilariously gross and genius. Ew!
via: TwitterI really want to know what the real answer to this is because I cannot imagine it being anything else now that "dollhouse purgatory" is in my mind.
via: TwitterSomeone in the comments wrote that the actual answer is "lawn furniture" which makes sense but I don't like it nearly as much as "lawn carnivore."
via: TwitterIsn't...isn't every parade a shame parade? Sorry, I just don't really like parades. They make me feel weird.
New Dick Party
via: TwitterThe real answer to this one is "new baby buggy," and the account posted the video of the guy actually answering it and it's incredible. The next one might make some people mad.
via: TwitterThis might come to a shock to the people who live in the middle of the country, but a good portion of people from the coasts refer to your states as "flyovers." Sorry.
A War of Teens
via: TwitterI think it's actually called The Hunger Games, but what do I know?
Tonight, Shrimp Hell with Mister Favre
via: TwitterThis sounds like a lot of nightmares all rolled into one very unpleasant evening. No thank you!
The Meaty Canal of Desire
via: TwitterWheel of Fortune getting frisky! "The Meaty Canal of Desire" either sounds like it's describing a vagina or a tunnel to a really good BBQ joint.
You've Got to Be F*cking Kidding Me
via: TwitterWhat! Else! Could! It! Be! The next one is just simply hilarious.
The Local Obese Horse
via: TwitterPeople in the comments are like, "This couldn't be right because the 'e' is already on the board." Which like, yeah, fine, but it's also an absurd phrase, and the whole point of this account is that it's wrong, so shush.
via: TwitterSomeone in the comments suggested "Vintage Tinkler" and honestly, I don't know which one I like more.
It's a Faasttttt Car
via: TwitterThis one is so lazy and so funny, and I love it so much. Who is in charge of this account? They should get a medal.
Oh Sh*t a Ghost
via: TwitterThis makes sense, and it's also something that people would actually say! I think they got it right.
via: TwitterI love this. I love this so much. Share this with the biggest Wheel of Fortune fan in your life (your grandma).