These DIY projects will make you have so many questions, but the main will be:

They're not good. They're disturbing. They'll make you question the sanity of their creators. Enjoy.

Flip flopper

via: Reddit

Someone right now is tearing apart their room going, "Where is my other orange flip flop?!"

Furby Simpson

via: Reddit

Well, I know what I'll be haunted by in my nightmares tonight. For the record, I believe this is a Furby with a paper-machéd Homer Simpson over it.

Handy flower pot

via: Reddit

Why would you ever?! And like, come on! At least paint the nails a bunch of different colors.

Sock shirt

via: Reddit

This is exactly what it looks like: A shirt made out of old Adidas and Nike socks. The next one is a strange use for cow horns.

Cow-tar

via: Reddit

That is quite the guitar. Don't mind me when I say that I absolutely hate it.

Baby jewelry

via: Reddit

Does it make it more or less creepy to know that this was made by a 12-year-old girl? I haven't decided.

Thomas the Tank Spider

via: Reddit

Thomas the Tank Engine is supposed to bring joy to children everywhere, not transport supplies and nightmares in some weird Max Max universe.

Jack Daniel's chandelier

via: Reddit

This is maybe the ugliest thing I've ever seen. And the fact that it's being sold for $240 is laughable. No thank you, times a million!

Blinged out Vaseline

via: Reddit

First of all, why Vaseline? Second of all, "so Worksey"? Hilarious. The next one will make do a double take.

Boot dog

via: Reddit

I love dogs. I think they are special, magical creatures. I think even the ugly ones are cute. This is not cute.

Table runner

via: Reddit

This table runner made out of a garbage bag is the definition of trashy. Why would you do this?

Zipper face rocks

via: Reddit

There is no purpose for this except to say, "Hello there! I am extremely strange, and I wanted you to know that I am strange and that is the sole reason I made this."

Sassy deer

via: Reddit

I think the expression on the deer's face says it all. This was not meant to be.

Chair couch

via: Reddit

You can't buy a new couch! That's ludicrous! Two-thirds of the couch is perfectly usable. The next one sure is special.

Golden

via: Reddit

Yes, those tires are spray-painted gold. And call me crazy, but I think those horns are going to obstruct your view while driving.

Band-Aid cookie

via: Reddit

Why would you ever make a cookie that looks like a bloody Band-Aid? I can think of no good reason. None. Zip.

Dodge Caravan pickup

via: Reddit

Yes, that's right. This right here used to be a minivan. Then, the kids grew up, and dad decided to shave the top off the back and convert it into a pickup truck. You know, instead of just buying a pickup truck.

Too short

via: Reddit

This nightstand was a little too short for this guy's liking, so instead of lengthening the legs or propping it up on some boxes, he nailed it to the wall.

Amber-encased nails

via: Imgur

First, catch yourself a mosquito. Then, smush that mosquito, but not too much because you don't want its guts to spill out before you trap it in your nail.