For better or worse, pretty much everyone from your friends to your parents are on Facebook. And while you might unfollow some of them for their stupid posts, there are others who instead craft the most absolutely perfect response that you can't help but "like."
In other words, the comebacks will make you come back again for more.
Don't Worry, Be Happy
Too bad Facebook doesn't have spellcheck.
Then again, we would miss out on all of this fun.
RIP
Well, nobody's perfect.
A Beautiful Thing
We are all so very grateful.
Just Browsing
BUSTED!
Teacher's Pet
You might think you're smarter than the teacher, but you would be thinking wrong.
What a Weenie
Maybe he really did mean what he said and simply has no shame...or much of anything else.
The Little Things
At least he was a good sport about it.
Food for Thought
Point goes to pizza!
Daddy Issues
Commas are very important, especially if you're passive-aggressively calling out your absent parent, apparently.
Buy a Vowel
Don't waste your breath with this one.
It's best to just move on.
Hail, Hail!
I don't think they know how that taxi thing works.
True Love
Make a snarky statement, get a snarky reply.
Coming Right Up
And the winner is...Shann!
Sibling Rivalry
If at first you don't succeed, try, try again.
Mommy Dearest
Great.
Even mom's turning on him now.
DOA
You might want to look into a different profession.
That Escalated Quickly
That sounds like something one should discuss in therapy.
Amen
Well, faith comes in all forms.
Bottom's Up
And with just one or two shots, so can you!
Grammar Matters
Maybe you should take some better notes when at school...unless you're into some really weird crap — literally.
Game On
Someone put a lot of thought into that one.
Totally worth it.
Just Browsing
Please don't look in the folder titled, "Tax information."
It's never tax information.
New York, New York
That's okay.
Geography is hard.
Mapping It Out
Just a friendly suggestion.
A Low Note
Or they just like posing with instruments, but I would go with the former.
Shake It Off
Look for that on her next album.
We're never, ever getting back together...
Go Guac!
That would most certainly change the world, or at least the avocado population.
Roid Rage
There's a reason he's the boyfriend.
Size doesn't always matter.
TMI
And if it lasts more than four hours, be sure to call your doctor.
Family Ties
They really are just the best.