Dads get a lot of attention for their corny dad jokes and sense of humor, but moms can give them a pretty good run for their money...
via: TumblrShe knows a good picture when she takes it. Here kitty, kitty...
Not to mention the perfect pun.
via: ImgurI love ewe. Don't be sheepish about it.
via: TumblrShe's loving it. Dinner is served!
Who wears the pants in the family?
via: TumblrNo. But maybe he did "lose" a pair of pants.
Gotcha.Cruel? Yes. Effective? Most certainly.
Can you hear me now?
via: TwitterExpect a follow-up email. And then a text about the email.
via: TumblrThe key to a good joke? Timing.
via: RedditDon't worry. She's fine.
Ask and you shall receive!
via: IzismileMaybe next time be more specific. Then again, chocolate is a pretty good gift.
Get ready for therapy.
via: TumblrTMI, Mom. TMI.
You know what they say...
via: MemedroidInvention — or improvisation — is the mother of necessity. Bust out the power tools!
Hey, she's trying.
via: TumblrActually, she probably does know what that means. Mom has a randy side.
Hold my spot.
via: ImgurWhen you ask your mom for a cool bookmark, you get a cool bookmark. Of your mom.
Always playing the matchmaker.
via: RedditClean. Single. Looking for a mate. What more could ask for?
Well, nobody's perfect.
via: SharenatorAnd if you have to be left somewhere, Walmart probably wouldn't be your first choice. Mom owes you one.
What the fork?
via: TumblrWhat do you do? You make the obvious pun.
It's not a competition.
via: RedditYou will eat it and you will like it. It's better than the alternative.
Locked and loaded.
via: TumblrShe's armed and ready for battle. Catch her if you can!
She's up on technology.
via: TumblrActually, that's a pretty good one. Very memeingful, indeed.
Not a Belieber.
via: ImgurIs it too late now to say, "Sorry?" Yes, yes it is.
This mom can relate.
via: ImgurAt least she left him alternative methods. But still...ewww.
This could totally catch on!
via: YouTubeIt makes just about as much sense as all the other acronyms out there. SMH, TBH but LOL.
via: ImgurYou won't cry cutting onions if you wear swim goggles. You might look funny, but you won't cry.
One must be clear with their instructions.
via: Stupid HumansAt least it's a delicious decapitation. They probably won't feel a thing.
Be afraid. Be very, very afraid...
via: TumblrOf what? Probably of having to go to a meeting.
via: InstagramTalk about light beer. It really just goes right through you.
They don't even take the day off for holidays.
via: TumblrAnd it's the real Cinco de Mayo. Not of that Miracle Whip stuff.
She's always there with good advice.
via: TumblrSend in the clowns! Actually, don't. Clowns are kind of creepy.
She has a few demands.
via: What the FlickaNow maybe if you get that room clean, you'll find a dollar under that pillow. That's one way to get things done around there.
It has its perks.
via: TumblrVenti clever, Mom. Venti, venti clever.
Well, that's crappy.
via: Just SomethingThat would give a whole new meaning to chocolate chip cookies. Glad that confusion is cleared up.
An appetite for affection?
via: BabbleOne can not live on love alone, mom. Could you throw in a granola bar?
Point to mom.
via: Huffington PostIt's called "mom multitasking." Go for the high score!
The more you know...
via: TwitterI'm sure they appreciated that. Or at least they will when they have their own kids.
Now that's a strong signal.
via: eBaum's WorldIf you want to play, you have to pay! Rules are rules, my friends.