Motherhood is no joke.
Not only are you in charge of keeping little humans safe and fed, but you're also in charge of keeping little humans from jumping off furniture, redecorating the walls with markers, and bringing small woodland creatures into the house.
In order to survive it, you do need to have a good sense of humor. And these ladies here? They don't mess around or sugarcoat things. They're hilariously honest about being a mom, and thank goodness, they tweet it out.
Too Cool for SchoolAren't there any more after-school activities you're interested in? Any more clubs that you could join?
Five Second RuleThat's okay. They build up an immunity that way.
Sleeping BeautyOnce upon a time... Just remember, "no" means "no."
Standing TallYou can't argue with that logic. In fact, it's pretty on pointe...pun completely intended.
Mama BearAnd that Mama and Papa Bear sleep in separate beds? Maybe Baby Bear was the only thing keeping that family together...
Just DessertsLesson learned. Add "big bag of M&M's" to next week's grocery list.
A Clean SweepAnd about five more loads of laundry to do. But hey! At least the room is clean!
Sleeping InWhat direction did it come from? Is anyone crying yet? No, okay, then give me 10 more minutes.
Coming Soon!This is a sequel to the hits: You're Over 30 So Why Aren't You Married Yet and Everything About Your Wedding Wasn't the Way That I Would Have Done It.
Listen Up!See? Didn't I tell you that would happen? Doesn't anyone listen around here?
Flipping OutIt's all about motivation, and thanks to that bottle of Merlot, she has successfully completed a quadruple back handspring, triple tuck roundoff, scoring a perfect 10 from the Russian judge. Multitasking!
濡れねずみなう。— んゆ (@んゆ)1306147212.0