If you're still sailing the single seas, these Tinder hits and misses will remind you that you're not alone. You're not doing it wrong.
And no, you don't have a sign on your head that says "please woo me with your worst pickup line and then proceed to show me what a douche bag you are until I eventually must yet again swipe left only to face douchebaggery yet another day." But don't jump ship just yet; there are plenty of fish in the sea and you're sure to catch a keeper one of these days.
And if you've officially docked ship and are now a fish out of water in the dating scene, these Tinder interactions are sure to provide you with profound gratitude by reminding you that you no longer must navigate the unpredictable tides of the dating pool.
Alas, you are free to laugh with abandon as you watch others get tossed around, knocked on their asses, and come up for air only to be immediately pummeled by yet another salty blow. You've sailed your share of rough waters and can now sit back, dig your toes in the sand, and enjoy the view.