There’s a little book coming out tomorrow (the release date was pushed up because of how much buzz it’s generating) called Fire and Fury: Inside the Trump White House. It’s written by journalist Michael Wolff, and it’s supposedly a bombshell tell-all exposé of all the nonsense that’s gone on behind the curtains since Trump took office, which is somehow even crazier than the all the nonsense that’s happened right in front of the curtains.
Now, there is some question as to how reliable Wolff’s account will be — several details from the book that have been released so far seem almost too good to be true.
But one revelation from Fire and Fury that we pretty much believe word-for-word is the reason that Trump eats McDonald’s all the time (aside from the fact that he likes the way those little hamburgers make his hands look extra big).
He’s reportedly quite the germophobe, and he’s so picky and prone to “meltdowns” that his staff has to take extreme measures to make sure he remains calm and happy, like the toddler he is.
Going back to the poisoning thing for a moment… Don’t you think that if you are so incredibly paranoid that you think someone would try to poison your food, you might be doing something wrong? Not treating people properly?
Inciting violent anger from your behavior is more of a reflection on you than on anyone else.
Maybe this was Trump’s plan all along. Maybe he really hates McDonald’s and only became president so he could start a nuclear war and wipe out humanity and never have to worry about someone poisoning him again because he and everyone else would be dead.
Man, that would be the saddest episode of The Twilight Zone.
Sidenote: Can you picture Trump eating a salad? Because we’re trying really hard, and we cannot.
The ridiculous reason behind Donald Trump’s penchant for McDonald’s is, we’re sure, not going to be the craziest revelation from Michael Wolff’s book. But it’s a juicy one, much like a McDonald’s hamburger.