Trump Claims Melania Loves Being First Lady, Ignores Mountain of Photos of Her Looking Depressed and Furious

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Imagine for a second that President Barack Obama felt compelled to tweet that Michelle really truly does like being the First Lady even though several sources have said that she never wanted the job and despite the fact that she constantly looks like she’s trying to squint herself away from her own reality. It would be a media circus! A front-page story for weeks!

But because it’s 2017 and Donald Trump is the president, his tweet claiming Melania actually really loves her job is merely Tuesday’s “funny haha.”

Vanity Fair published an article claiming that inside sources have said that she “didn’t want this come hell or high water,” and honestly, we can’t blame her. But of course, Melania vehemently denied these claims through her spokeswoman, who said that Melania is “honored by her role.”

According to him, Melania “truly loves what she is doing.” He also couldn’t resist making this about him, adding that she always thought he would win the election and “Country is doing great!” Wow.

Her face says it all. And Melania! Hun! We do not blame you one bit. My goodness, if you were to come out and say, “I am miserable. Someone come save me,” there would be hundreds of thousands of people at the White House door with chicken soup and an empty suitcase for you to pack your most precious eating diamonds so we could whisk you away.

And boy, did they reveal a lot. This year’s White House Christmas decor seems to say, “Help! I’m trapped in a cold marble trap of my own making, and it’s getting darker and colder by the second.”

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It’s all too much. Melania stands stoically contemplating the freedom of the dancers before her. The fluidity of their movements is envy-worthy, for she is stuck, motionless in a quickly frosting-over hellscape. But the depth of Melania’s unhappiness is an ever-deepening well, and we’ve just teetered over the edge and fallen in…

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Those ballerinas could dance until their feet fall off and Melania would not crack a smile. But this wasn’t the first incident where she showed her true feelings.

Have you ever seen a smile fall so fast? We have, once, when a small child accidentally tipped his brand new ice cream cone and all the vanilla and sprinkles splattered all over the sidewalk.

The GIFs say it all, people. Honestly, Melania, we’re here for you babe. Just be honest with us.

What could Melania be clapping for here? “Yay. The end of the world is nigh.” That’s our only guess.

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We’d ask Melania to blink once to let us know she’s OK, but we think she’s too busy trying to blink away her job. It’s got to be so hard to be the First Lady to the worst president in the history of the United States. We sympathize.