My fiancé's favorite Simpsons joke is from the "Itchy and Scratchy Land" episode when the helicopter pilot is taking the Simpsons to the park and he says, "Nothing can possib-lie go wrong. Uh, possibly go wrong. Huh. That's the first thing that's ever gone wrong."
Anyway, don't know why I was thinking of that particular joke — oh wait, yes I do. Donald Trump's State of the Union address hasn't even happened yet and all the things that can possib-lie go wrong are already going wrong.