Tumblr is often a weird and wacky place, but there's no denying that it's got some of the best generational humor out there. Case in point: Christmas is on its way, and users on the website were ready with some choice Tumblr Christmas jokes that'll give anyone the ho-ho-hos. Sometimes, the key to the Christmas spirit lies in humor and the ability to make other people laugh. After all, what's merrier than laughter?
From observational humor (and you won't believe some of the things people observe) to grade-A Christmas puns, these jokes are guaranteed to spread some jolly. And one thing is for sure: you'll never think of Santa Claus without laughing ever again! So check out these Tumblr jokes about Christmas.
First, there's this illuminating revelation about the Grinch:
Okay, this was really a plot twist.
Remember this classic Simpsons joke?
via: TumblrYep, it still holds up. Merry Christmas, everyone!
Sasha the Christmas Tiger is my spirit animal.
The struggle is real.
via: TumblrAnd then as soon as January 1 rolls around, you remember ten other things you wish you'd asked for!
What a haunted pupper.
via: TumblrIs it just me, or does this dog look like it's trying to embody the Ghost of Christmas Past?
Behold, a classic.
via: TumblrYou see that face and you know what's up. Mostly because that baby Grinch face is both weirdly cute and horrifying.
Christmas in a nutshell.
Santa Claus: exposed.
via: TumblrLook, it is totally illegal to park on someone's roof. Santa better watch his step!
Baby, you're a firework.
We're stressing Santa out.
via: TumblrUh, look, Santa is just this ageless magical guy who lives in an otherwise inhospitable land and somehow delivers gifts to every house in the world within 24 hours. He's not a miracle-worker!
The cursed fandoms of Tumblr:
Raise your hand if you know when Christmas is!
DON'T DO IT!
Getting in the Christmas spirit like...
via: TumblrWe've all gotta feel that holiday cheer somehow; some people eat candy canes, others turn them into sharpened, festive weaponry.
Well, yeah, what else are they gonna be shaped like?
Real talk, though:
via: TumblrDid they just poke a great big plot hole into every single Christmas movie ever?
The many forms of Santa Claus:
Jesus = Chicken, apparently.
When parents want their kids to behave:
via: TumblrIn truth, there aren't many things more foreboding to kids than the "You better watch out" line in "Santa Claus is Coming to Town."
Okay, Iceland, what the heck?!
via: TumblrThis is honestly more gruesome than every original Grimm's Fairy Tale put together. Christmas in Iceland is dangerous.
Expose them, Santa!
via: TumblrCome December 25, Santa's done playing around with all those naughty kids. It's time for some karma.
Merry Christmas from Snoop Dogg!
The four moods of Christmas:
Worst snowman EVER.
via: TumblrThe resemblance is...uncanny.
You can't escape tradition!
via: TumblrNot even when it burns down 27 times in a row. Swedish wooden goats are FOREVER!
Seen Baby Yoda yet?
Big mood for cat owners everywhere:
It's all about perspective.
via: TumblrThe Polar Express: the same thing as a normal trainwreck, but with lots of hot chocolate and mistletoe.
Check out this amazing Christmas card:
You tell 'em, Rudolph.
via: TumblrNobody wants to say it, but Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer had a super rough childhood!
via: TumblrWhen you put it like that, we are kinda stealing the birthday body's thunder by giving all those presents to each other!
Sing with gusto!
via: TumblrBut there's just something so cathartic about a Christmas song where you can scream "Merry Christmas" into another person's face! Spread the Christmas spirit by sharing this story with your friends!