The world is a pretty scary and miserable place these days, but at least there's one thing we can all agree on: The Harry Potter universe is the best thing ever. No matter how bad things get out there, you can always pop some popcorn and have yourself a Harry Potter movie marathon. Or make some tea, put on some comfy socks, and start reading the first book. Again. For the seventeenth time.
But even though it's basically perfect and we love it so so much, that doesn't mean that we can't poke a little fun at the series. In fact, making jokes about the things you love can help you to enjoy them even more than you already do!
With that in mind, we've wrangled up some of the funniest Harry Potter-related tweets of all time. And they're just downright magically hilarious.
Without further ado...Here they are! (Warning: After you finish reading, you might be struck with the uncontrollable urge to reread the entire series.)
Harry Potter and that's it that's the book https://t.co/252YOWy9oZ— Preeti Chhibber says Let’s Win in GA! (@Preeti Chhibber says Let’s Win in GA!)1535396300.0
First of all, how dare you.
INTERVIEWER: If Harry Potter was real, what Hogwarts house would you be in? ME: What do you mean "if" Harry Potter was real?— Jamie Woodham (@Jamie Woodham)1421120705.0
6-year-old: Why do I have to share a room? Me: It could be worse. Harry Potter slept in a cupboard under the stairs. 6: Yeah. By himself.— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn)1486413325.0
A Harry Potter spinoff series that focuses on Hermione's origin story called Granger Things.— The Volatile Mermaid (@The Volatile Mermaid)1470685816.0
Duh, Harry.There were hundreds of them. Just think for a second.
I'm a "Gross!"
Ah yes, the four Hogwarts houses https://t.co/07UZA4X0o0— ProblemsofaBookNerd (@ProblemsofaBookNerd)1536960548.0
Remember how in Harry Potter, Mrs. Weasley had that clock that showed where her family was, & it stopped working on… https://t.co/VvlmB1nVF1— Jenna Scherer (@Jenna Scherer)1530213936.0
They don't make it easy.
Voldemort: I’m here to kill Harry Pott- [struggling to open baby gate] James Potter: push down and then pull back… https://t.co/7j02Kt9fD5— NewDadNotes (@NewDadNotes)1518310953.0
Darth Vader: I killed three whole planets. Thanos: I killed half the universe. Voldemort: I uhh...almost killed t… https://t.co/6PxZfo0dgU— Laurazepam (@Laurazepam)1531158870.0
Every. Book.*A Gryffindor student sneezes.* Dumbledore: 800 points to Gryffidor!
As if you can't tell which answer is which.As a Hufflepuff, I take offense here. Besides, my favorite color is yellow.
Sounds good, dude.
DUMBLEDORE: Hey this 11 year old is now responsible for saving us from Magic Hitler. EVERYONE ELSE: Okay.— MehGyver (@MehGyver)1531604078.0
Come on, Dumbledore.Once again. Just a hint. A little one. That's all Harry needed.
everyone in harry potter treated that blonde girl like she was crazy for believing in weird shit like they didn't go to wizard high school— Cohen is a ghost (@Cohen is a ghost)1358044990.0
Before I do anything important, I always ask myself "would this gain house points for Gryffindor or lose house points for Gryffindor?"— Jamie Woodham (@Jamie Woodham)1388109479.0
Same.Hey, Moaning Myrtle also had her good qualities. I'm struggling to think of what they were, but I'm sure they were there.
Wait a second.
Me: Harry Potter can use magic to fix his glasses. 6-year-old: Why doesn't he use magic to fix his eyes? Me: *questions everything I know*— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn)1489168625.0
Someone told me that Harry Potter is supposed to take place between 1991 and 1998 which is ridiculous because not o… https://t.co/2AfyK2GFXl— Wenzler Powers (@Wenzler Powers)1519427403.0
He turned out OK, though.
The most realistic part of Harry Potter is how he goes to a school where he learns skills he can't use in the real world.— Better things are possible (@Better things are possible)1451330192.0
Interviewer: Where do you see yourself in 5 years? Me: I'm shaking hands with Dumbledore, I've won the House Cup.— College Student (@College Student)1423249311.0
"Avada kedavra!" shouted Voldemort, instantly killing Lily Potter and her infant son. The End --George R.R. Martin's Harry Potter— Frank Lesser (@Frank Lesser)1436300315.0
This seems like a *bad* idea.
ALBUS: Got Dementors to protect Hogwarts this year. They suck souls out! Indiscriminately! KIDS: ... STAFF: ... ALBUS: I can't control them.— Carl Kinsella (@Carl Kinsella)1470584756.0
Mmhm, mmhm. Makes sense.
FOUNDER OF HOGWARTS: okay, so we all know there are four types of kid. brave, smart, evil and miscellaneous. SCHOOL BOARD: yes, continue.— Carl Kinsella (@Carl Kinsella)1470519219.0
Can you imagine?!Can you imagine traveling by train?! What an imagination that J.K. Rowling has!
ALBUS: It's a Time-Turner! We can travel back in time and change ANYTHING. SNAPE: That's amazing. We can save- ALBUS: Nah, gave it to a kid.— Carl Kinsella (@Carl Kinsella)1471961091.0
Not quite the same thing.
My phone changed the word "horcruxes" to "hot dudes" like it wishes I were cool and popular and not an adult tweeting about Harry Potter.— The Volatile Mermaid (@The Volatile Mermaid)1430088449.0
I hope they say yes.
i ask my dates the important questions upfront like "are you cool with a harry potter themed wedding"— lauren ashley bishop (@lauren ashley bishop)1383623996.0
Harry Potter at a job interview: Interviewer: “ it says here you defeated Voldemort at 17” HP:” yes, that’s right”… https://t.co/DvIe3XJzhw— 🍓🧸ʙᴇ Emotional Trashcan ⁷ᴳ BLACKLIVESMATTER (@🍓🧸ʙᴇ Emotional Trashcan ⁷ᴳ BLACKLIVESMATTER)1529063848.0
"Your résume says you spent 4 years in England. What were you doing?" *flashback to me trying to find the actual Hogwarts* "Grad school."— ibid (@ibid)1416281650.0
Wait a second.
Wife: [1st time watching Harry Potter] wait...if Harry was a baby, both Harry’s parents died & Voldemort disappeare… https://t.co/Bkyp5nz1MB— NewDadNotes (@NewDadNotes)1519267581.0
Snap into a Slim Jim.
Dear Diary: Day 41 at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft & Wizardry. So far none of the other students have noticed that my wand is a Slim Jim.— Jamie Woodham (@Jamie Woodham)1386089192.0
Love this guy!
DUMBLEDORE: Now, give a warm welcome to our new Defense Against the Dark Arts professor, Lucifer Serpentine HARRY: I bet this dude is great— Cohen is a ghost (@Cohen is a ghost)1417448754.0
Good point.I guess there's probably some kind of magic cleaning spell, but why not just use something else? Like a Sorting Soap Bar?
What's your sign?
idc about your astrological sign i wanna hear about your hogwarts house baby— gh (@gh)1512087180.0
Enemies of the heir, beware.
*writes on wall in ketchup* THE CHAMBER OF SECRETS HAS BEEN OPENED Boss: What the hell are you doing? Me: Somebody ate my corndogs.— Ashley △⃒⃘ (@Ashley △⃒⃘)1473715414.0
The job is yours!
DUMBLEDORE: why do u want to teach defence against the dark arts EVIL WIZARD: to murder harry potter DUMBLEDORE: [not listening] ok ur hired— Bob Vulfov (@Bob Vulfov)1472486775.0
I used to like the Harry Potter characters I guess but then I found out they all married people from high school.— Ken Jennings (@Ken Jennings)1428029527.0
So true.The books don't explicitly cover this, but if you read between the lines, it's there. It's definitely there.
Me too!Again: I shared a room for my whole childhood. I could rock the alone, under-the-stairs existence.
Love languages.Say it with me now: Awwwww!
My hero.In case you were ever worried that you wouldn't fit in at Hogwarts. You would. Just be the Sorting Hat.
Well, that stinks."You kept muttering about Unforgivable Curses and Butterbeer. So weird. Anyway, you're cured. Time to go back to your aunt and uncle's house."
Rude.If anyone ever tries to pull this kind of thing on you, you should probably just cut them out of your life. You don't need that kind of negativity.
I've got some time.
Me: Wow I have 3 tests and 2 essays due in the next 3 days Me: Ayyy I haven't watched THE ENTIRE HARRY POTTER FILM SERIES in a while— giraffe (@giraffe)1529068908.0