19 Tweets About Online Shopping That Will Make You Fall on the Floor Laughing

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The Internet, like most tools, can be used for both good and evil.

There are always going to be Internet trolls, pop-up ads, and your annoying aunt who comments on every single thing you post, but there are good sides of the Internet, too.

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There are few things better than ordering whatever you need (or want) from the comfort of your own home without having to even put on shoes. Or pants. Here are some of the funniest tweets we found about the wonder that is online shopping.

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Shopping for things you want (especially while you’re wearing pajamas) is fun! Paying for shipping? Not so much.

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I know there have been several articles debunking the theory that our phones and computers are always listening to us. I believe none of them.

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Seriously, if you ever meet someone who claims to sort results from High to Low, you should probably start running. That “person” is clearly some kind of alien.

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Do you think she suspected anything? ‘Cause I’m pretty sure she probably did. Do you know what the first rule of online shopping is? This next Twitter user does…

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As previously mentioned, anyone who does it any other way is not to be trusted. Plus, the cheaper things are, the more of them you can afford! That’s how that works, right?

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“I see you bought a humidifier. Do you want 12 more humidifiers? You probably do, right? OK, here you go! Congratulations on your newfound hobby!”

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It’s always a crapshoot buying clothes online. The best you can do is look at the measurements, read the reviews, and hope for the best. (Otherwise, you end up like these people who definitely didn’t read the fine print.)

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I feel like dental work is one of those things that you kind of have to just suck it up and go to in person. I’m all for online services, but this is just going a bit too far.

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This is too real. I’m beginning to think the websites might actually take thinking like this into account. Nothing can quite express the euphoria of a successful online purchase, however. Nothing except a picture like this next one…

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Buying clothes at a store is good, but buying the perfect outfit without trying it on even once? There’s just nothing quite like it.

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*Gets paid* “Hello, money!” *Goes shopping* “Goodbye, money!”

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Why yes, I will buy the bulk dog poop bags. No, I don’t have a dog. But it was free shipping!

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Nothing good is purchased after midnight. That’s just a fact of life.

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You, too, can enjoy the excitement of Amazon Prime Day every single day! Just don’t do any math. Or have any common sense. And speaking of Amazon Prime Day…

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Who cares if you don’t have a cat? You can buy a cat with all the money you’re saving on the litter box!

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I’m gonna save you the time on this one: You don’t need it. But you should probably still get it?

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Imagine putting something into your cart and then being immediately surrounded by salespeople saying, “People who bought that item also liked this!”

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As you probably know, Amazon Prime Day has been something of a bust in the past. That doesn’t keep us from looking forward to the next one, though.

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Orrrr maybe it is. After all, there are so many fun things you can buy online that are a form of self-care! Share this list with your favorite keyboard shopaholic!

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