What's your favorite tweet? Do you have one? Like a great TV comedy, there are tweets I think about every few weeks that were so funny, they still make me laugh.
Twitter has become the great equalizer in comedy: anyone can start one and if you're funny enough, chances are at some point one of your tweets might get major recognition. While one viral tweet probably won't land you a job writing for television, you never know! Lots of now-famous comedy writers like Megan Amram and Rob Delany first got noticed on Twitter because their hilarious tweets were so popular.
Or maybe you're just the type to sit back, scroll through, and take in all the funny tweets by people who probably have way too much time on their hands. (No judgment, I am one of them.)
Either way, if you love to laugh, Twitter is the place to be. And it's all free! What a world we live in.
Here are some hilarious tweets that got over 100K likes.
Which dog are you?In our hearts, I think we are all the surprise dog.
I mean, how many famous clowns can you name?
most cutting thing you can say is "who's this clown?" because it implies they're a) a clown & b) not even one of the better-known clowns— Cohen is a ghost (@Cohen is a ghost)1386892209.0
I am shook by this.
My dog's ear is like the perfect picture to show your hairdresser if you want beachy waves and caramel highlights https://t.co/vSuoDqKQ8u— Kerbie Gibbs (@Kerbie Gibbs)1498348179.0
You wouldn't understand, you don't have an MFA in theoretical art.Those sticks of spaghetti are worth $10,000.
Is that starfish...hot?
Saw a thicc ass starfish at the aquarium today 😌 https://t.co/NwF0xYabHQ— あかり(AKARI) (@あかり(AKARI))1561926669.0
Rappers have grandmas, too!
hi, grandma? can u come pick me up from my rap battle? it's over. no, i lost. he saw u drop me off & did a pretty devastating rhyme about it— chuuch (@chuuch)1382202534.0
Seriously, good for you.Help, I'm so bad at math.
Coffee good: tired bad.
me: if you drink this coffee you’re gonna get jittery and anxious and you’re gonna feel sick later. my brain: good… https://t.co/KSHJugPCum— Paige Alena (@Paige Alena)1538666798.0
Why does this happen?
do u ever wanna take a nap but the nap doesn’t wanna take u— 🥀wolf🥀 (@🥀wolf🥀)1523038311.0
I think my Uber driver is in trouble https://t.co/GxIsapbzyO— decent pigeon (@decent pigeon)1501011852.0
This one is for all the Game of Thrones fans out there.
Behind every king is a woman who dragged him around on a sled for three years never to be heard from again… https://t.co/ylBuySkz1O— Orli Matlow (@Orli Matlow)1558324495.0
Weird how nobody ever asks Harry what he thinks of the Clinton administration.
Someone told me that Harry Potter is supposed to take place between 1991 and 1998 which is ridiculous because not o… https://t.co/2AfyK2GFXl— Wenzler Powers (@Wenzler Powers)1519427403.0
This is like when you say "You too!" when someone says "Happy birthday" but times a thousand.Maybe play it off like you just weren't that interested in the PacSun rewards program?
This makes sense.
WHY IS MY SISTER LIKE THIS?!? 😭😭😭😭😭🤣 https://t.co/hcQnBayQej— Dionne. (@Dionne.)1529646384.0
WHO WROTE THIS?
Men writing women characters: She was beautiful but didn’t know it. She was 5’7 and 101 pounds. Her feet were size… https://t.co/pNfXadtR0T— Lucy Huber (@Lucy Huber)1550430457.0
Growing up is rough.
me at 6 y/o: bilingual, genius iq, mentally healthy, able to do math me at 18 y/o: illiterate, health is nonexiste… https://t.co/85O63kY0NQ— mel (@mel)1525068047.0
This is what 2019 feels like.Just all the time.
You're going to do the claps.
so no one told you life was gonna be this way https://t.co/V6FnrtENtE— jade (@jade)1529896069.0
This is brilliant.
i noticed there was a blank wall at mcdonald’s so i decided to make this fake poster of me and my friend. It’s now… https://t.co/xKMFFQzBKG— JΞVH M (@JΞVH M)1535935642.0
Oh no, this is me.
Hello world! I am going to tell you about this awful problem I have! Every time I type out a professional email I… https://t.co/ImHGx022Bl— RiaBhagwat13’s Official Reply Guy (@RiaBhagwat13’s Official Reply Guy)1535580703.0
This teacher is a true American hero.
In 8th grade we had to turn in a weekly journal and the day after I turned in one about the kid I had a crush on in… https://t.co/nr5g1JdGNC— kelly kapowski (@kelly kapowski)1529504793.0
My mom dropped me off today for College freshman orientation and she sends me this... #TXST21 https://t.co/etJhflZrE0— Leilani (@Leilani)1497918616.0
A real head-scratcher.
Food $200 Data $150 Rent $800 Candles $3,600 Utility $150 someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my family is dying— wint (@wint)1380485206.0
me: goodnight moon :) moon: night<3 me: goodnight stars :) moon: wtf me: sry wrongnumber moon: whos stars moon: who is stars moon: answer me— jonny sun wrote a new book! (@jonny sun wrote a new book!)1413915238.0
This girl is hilarious.
My sister is in a sorority & honestly if I see one more post of how much she loves her “big” ok IM YOUR ACTUAL BIG… https://t.co/8pfzGPWjCr— jaleigh (@jaleigh)1544219823.0
This is joke, right?The Parent Trap snack gone terribly, terribly wrong.
Kids these days have a lot, but they don't have this.
I feel sorry for Netflix era kids. They will never know the high stakes adrenaline of running to the bathroom/fridg… https://t.co/o7jNetMnmk— Felicity (@Felicity)1539559123.0
I went through the chick fil a drive through bawling and the girl asked me if I wanted a chocolate or vanilla milks… https://t.co/5kWQgDYcp8— Mi (@Mi)1540336539.0
I felt this.
Nobody talks about Jesus' miracle of having 12 close friends in his 30s— LEGO Joseph Smith (@LEGO Joseph Smith)1521411752.0
This poor dog.
me seamlessly transitioning between calm and panicked throughout the day https://t.co/Qh9qQ6sJai— plato's allegory of the cave (@plato's allegory of the cave)1525565870.0
Always clarify what your children mean.
Daughter: What does gays mean? Me: Well you know mum and dad love each other - two men can love each other the same… https://t.co/bJVXdEzAQT— Andy Ryan (@Andy Ryan)1536692364.0
I've definitely been in both of these classes.
100 level course prof: Attendance is mandatory, no phones allowed, 12 hours of homework/week, also we have 5 exams… https://t.co/ruyJRSN06t— Lindsay (@Lindsay)1535385991.0
I actually don't want to, thanks.
imagine penises getting hard by cracking them like a glow stick— . (@.)1535849668.0
An easy mistake to make.
*using Ouija board* "hello, is there anyone there" *Y* *O* *U* *U* *U* *U* "ah damnit this is a Soulja board*— matt: (@matt:)1532114989.0
This is me.
The problem with “treat yo self” is that I don’t know how to stop. I had a bad day in April and I’ve been treating myself ever since— kyle (@kyle)1531965978.0