It's the most wonderful time of the year! No, not Christmas. It is Girl Scout cookie season. I know. Better than Christmas. We are not allowed to buy Girl Scout cookies all year long, which is probably part of the reason they are so incredibly coveted. From Samoas (the best type of Girl Scout cookie) to Tagalongs (the second best type) to Thin Mints to Trefoils to all the other weird ones that I don't really ever eat (don't @ me), there is a Girl Scout cookie for everyone. And they are available now.
Needless to say, people are freaking out. Girl Scout cookies are here, so we can't really think or talk about anything else. They are not always easy to find, so you have to make sure that if you happen to come across a table of little cookie-selling girls outside of the supermarket or something, you are ready to snatch up as many boxes as you want (at least four boxes. That's like, the minimum.).
Take the advice of the Girl Scouts and...
This is the only time of year you can do it! No joke, I went to a bakery one day and there were Girl Scouts outside, and I left the bakery, where I'd just bought pastries, and bought a box of Girl Scout cookies.U right
IF U THINK IMMA SPEND $20 ON GIRL SCOUT COOKIES THEN u right— shands (@shands)1454455287.0
Five seasons
There are 5 seasons: Winter, Spring, Girl Scout Cookie season, Summer, and Fall.— Ally DiCesare (@Ally DiCesare)1517073784.0
Temptation
It’s Girl Scout cookie season, Lord please lead me not into temptation— 🌼 baby churro 🌼 (@🌼 baby churro 🌼)1516911705.0
Frog and Toad
Girl Scout Cookie Season: https://t.co/RMXx88QUk5— Joël Franusic (@Joël Franusic)1517522662.0
Resealable
They don't make girl scout cookie bag resealable because they know damn well you're going to finish the entire thing in one sitting— 𝕾𝖕𝖊𝖑𝖑𝖒𝖆𝖓 𝕸𝖔𝖗𝖙𝖚𝖆𝖗𝖞. (@𝕾𝖕𝖊𝖑𝖑𝖒𝖆𝖓 𝕸𝖔𝖗𝖙𝖚𝖆𝖗𝖞.)1517505775.0
Support the troops
on one hand eating an entire sleeve of girl scout cookies for lunch is probably unhealthy, but on the other hand, y… https://t.co/7XXlysKTMB— everett byram (@everett byram)1515114056.0
Credit cards
Every year when I walk by the girl scout cookies table at my local mall I always had the excuse of "sorry I dont ha… https://t.co/wHPIZDJKdI— RyansAverageLife (@RyansAverageLife)1550080302.0
Momoas
Fifth-grader, Charlotte Holmberg, saw sales of her Girl Scout cookies 'sky-rocket' after putting a photo of shirtle… https://t.co/aUmvIadYaV— UberFacts (@UberFacts)1550633873.0
Online
I can't believe, after years of suffering, you can get girl scout cookies online. I just stare at the online order… https://t.co/MB8wPpdLut— Joanna Borns (@Joanna Borns)1517454525.0
New diet
New diet is one box of Girl Scout cookies per day— emmy (@emmy)1454909576.0
Sound logic
I was buying Girl Scout cookies and trying to practice self control so I grabbed ONE box and asked “u have change f… https://t.co/BJdFDS7DZ9— Mitch (@Mitch)1550715157.0
No judgment
Can we all please agree to not judge each other during Girl Scout cookie season? Thanks.— Darren_Bousman (@Darren_Bousman)1518160440.0
Rude
If you are rude to me & then you have the tenacity to ask me to buy Girl Scout Cookies from your kid-I'll take 50 boxes of Thin Mints please— The Cultured Ruffian (@The Cultured Ruffian)1497442220.0
One box
The only criteria for marrying someone should be that they understand this. Girl Scout cookies are not to be taken lightly.Cookie plug
trying to convince my sister to be a girl scout so our family has a cookie plug— ᴀʟᴇx (@ᴀʟᴇx)1517773529.0
Lies
Let this be a lesson to you: Never lie to a Girl Scout. They will catch you in that lie. And they will make you pay (via Venmo).By the sleeve
I'm afraid to even know what a serving of Thin Mints is. It's probably something ridiculous like 3 cookies. Never.Cookie exercises
Just a tip: lifting & moving 123 cases of Girl Scout cookies IS probably the only way to incorporate them into a diet/exercise plan! #Tired— Lassie_Fanatic (@Lassie_Fanatic)1454713088.0
New Year's resolution
The start of the Girl Scout cookie season marks the official end of the New Year’s resolution season. #prayers— Lloyd Legalist (@Lloyd Legalist)1516295800.0
The day after
It's settled. I need to go on a diet- the day after Girl Scout Cookie season ends. #motivated— 𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐞 (@𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐞)1454701885.0
Ruthless
Girl Scouts are fucking ruthless selling right outside of a Dispensary https://t.co/Z1se0xrBE2— Cassie👽 (@Cassie👽)1517010495.0
Mission: Possible
mission: girl scout cookies plan: infiltrate the dealer, find the supplier— larry the cable skye (@larry the cable skye)1516563000.0
Firstborn
*girl scout season* Me: “oh I don’t have cash” Girls Scouts nowadays: “we accept Venmo, Apple Pay, credit, debi… https://t.co/ewqgiX8hYq— kristy vo ✨ (@kristy vo ✨)1517257022.0
Bad
As good as Girl Scout cookies are, they aren't exactly good for you. It really sucks."Act cute!"
These Girl Scouts sitting outside Walmart just asked a girl if she wanted to buy Girl Scout cookies and she said no… https://t.co/sK8sKM6ZCy— •Maddie• (@•Maddie•)1517775512.0
What you need
Girl Scout, looked me dead in the eyes and said "I got what you need" Me: You got the s'mores cookies? GS: You'll take thin mints. #Savage— Tabitha Lipkin (@Tabitha Lipkin)1488842843.0
Savages
This little girl asked if I wanted to buy Girl Scout cookies and I said I couldn’t because I was going to be late t… https://t.co/vrkAaZFMx7— J $troud (@J $troud)1517363704.0
Skyrocketed
please explain to me why Girl Scout cookie prices have SKYROCKETED to $5 a box?!?! No one should have to work ove… https://t.co/FhbkJPLAQh— Paulina (@Paulina)1517616390.0
No one
Im offended no one has tried to sell me girl scout cookies— alexa hope (@alexa hope)1550539369.0