Twitter Can’t Ignore Tiny Detail On Melania’s Birthday Card To President Trump

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Look, I will be the first to admit that people nitpick every single thing that either Donald or Melania Trump does to the point that they can’t sneeze without someone saying, “Covfefe.” But they wouldn’t make so many jokes if they didn’t have so much material supplied to them by the family itself.

That’s to say that yes, what you’re about to read is entirely insignificant in the big picture, so save those complaints you’re about to put in the comments. But in the small picture, it’s highly entertaining, so let’s begin.

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While I might have opted for one of those monstrosities that plays music when you open it up, she went more formal and tweeted it out. That was her first mistake.

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Between “Birthday” and “Mr. President” there is a dot of something enough to send Twitter into a tailspin. What is that weirdness on the card?

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Not really plausible, seeing as she probably wasn’t getting a spray tan while she was signing the card, but nice try.

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Trump, mercilessly mocked for his tiny hands, possibly leaving his mark? Clever, Twitter. Clever.

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Since nobody really knows what the hell “covfefe” really is, you can’t discount this suggestion. But a majority of people came to the same conclusion…

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This is of course in reference to how people think they have a, shall we say, interesting marriage arrangement, what with the hand slapping and everything.

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I guess we’ll never know. What we do know is that as long as they’re in the White House, Twitter will not be lacking for material. It’s just in the cards.

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