Twitter POUNCED When Anthony Scaramucci Posted This Embarrassing Tweet

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Last Friday, President Trump appointed Anthony Scaramucci as his new White House Communications Director. Then Sean Spicer said see ya, and Twitter went NUTS!

Users flocked to Scaramucci’s account, scrolling through his posts for anything and everything epically ridiculous they could possibly find hidden in the new White House Communications Director’s tweet history.

What did they find? Gosh, so much. Not only were there tons of tweets signaling views in opposition to the Trump administration’s agenda — many of which have since been removed — but they also uncovered a treasure trove of other stranger finds.

One embarrassing tweet in particular has sparked QUITE the comeback retweetstorm. Twitter is NOT letting this bit go. And that’s why we love them. SO GOOD!

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Because when Twitter users are gifted fresh meat like Anthony Scaramucci, they can’t not pounce. Situations like these are their jam.

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Oy. What follows are the most INCREDIBLE follow-ups to this undeniably embarrassing tweet.

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So wrong. On so many levels.

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A more accurate Nietzsche-ism would likely have looked something more like… “Shoot for the moon. If you miss, as long as you operate surrounded by a sea of blindly devoted followers, you’ll be totes fine.” Sound like anyone we know?

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Queen? Sartre? Same diff!

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I mean, they did both defy societal norms. One ended in a multi-million dollar Las Vegas residency and the other with a burdening at the stake. So…twins!?

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I feel like if churches everywhere just played this song on loop a bunch, so many more people would come worship regularly. would come worship regularly.

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I don’t know about you, but picturing an angsty little Albert Einstein with his frizzy gray hair belting out this ballad in his lab fills me with more joy than I ever imagined feeling today. Can’t you just see the music video now? Yes, it does include some sort of Theory of Relativity visual effect. Magical.

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This, to me, is a perfect pairing. Mic drop.

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Because Scaramucci’s tweet is TOO ridiculous to even warrant a Chelsea Handler roast. The queen has spoken.

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Gosh, I want this to be true so bad. Keep doing you, Mueller. Keep. Doing. You.

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It is. And the Buddha would know. JOKES!

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Too much. I repeat, TOO MUCH!

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I mean, girl did write a bunch of romances. If Kelis’s classic 2003 hit “Milkshake” isn’t a romance, then I don’t know WHAT is. I have a weird life.

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I don’t know anything anymore. These bits have turned me into a looney tune.

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The sad thing is Confucius has so many powerful, poignant teachings to his name… …and I’m way more familiar with these Bieber lyrics than any of those.

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I want this to be a meme. Like so bad.

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Seriously, you guys. This isn’t funny anymore. WHO DID IT?!

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Nothing frosty about that song. That sh*t’s the song of the SUMMER.

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You know those cartoons in which an archer shoots an arrow through an already-bullseye-positioned arrow and splits that first arrow in half? This joke is that. All of that.

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References on references on references! Nerds everywhere are cringing so hard.

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I would actually love to live in an Aerosmith Enlightenment. Where can I sign up for that?

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If Plato really were this angsty I feel like things would have turned out a whole lot differently for modern world understanding. Or NOT! I didn’t live in ancient Greece! I don’t know what Plato was like! Maybe he was like this. Does anyone know anything anymore?!

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Adding this song to the Heart of Darkness soundtrack would have changed everything for me.

Like, I might have made it through. Too much suspense is not my jam. I’m working on it.

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He was known for writing in short sentences. So at least that’s not too far off.

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I feel like if SunTzu were in a romantic montage this might actually be the soundtrack. That or like, hard rap. Either way.

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Any retweet stream without a Mmm-bop reference is barely worth my time. I’m so glad this trinket made it into the mix.

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The Spice Girls did wear a lot of camouflage. They had that whole Spice World sequence at the military training camp. Man, I loved that movie.  

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Oh, Spicey. How we’ll miss thee!

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Girl, so are we. What do you think of this tweetstorm? Let us know!

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