Twitter’s Blowing Up With These Hilarious Rejected Valentine’s Day Mottos

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We all know that those chalky candy hearts haven’t had their slogans updated in decades (centuries?) so some witty cynics took to Twitter to offer up suggestions with the hashtag #RejectedCandyHeartSayings. Sure, it’s a little long and will eat up the rest of your character limit, but people still managed to craft some pretty hilarious slogans. Check them out below!

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