Twitter’s Posting the Funniest Church Signs Around the Nation, and They’re HILARIOUS!

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We may think that religion doesn’t have room for much humor, but occasionally the powers that be in the church cut loose for the sake of a good joke.

Well, either that or the guy that makes the signs goes totally rogue. If that’s the case, he might have to answer to an angry pastor or reverend. But that’s not our problem.

(Anyway, most of these jokes are innocent enough that whoever created them shouldn’t have to fear for their place in the afterlife, so let’s just enjoy an instance of the churches cutting loose and getting a little bit of Internet fame!)

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Dad joke? Totally. But when it comes from the church, just like when it comes from a goofy dad, the lame joke becomes a little bit funnier.

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Maybe they could allocate some funds from the next bake sale or pancake breakfast towards buying some new sign letters.

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I guess the church doesn’t mind answering the phone when “Satan calls?”

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Go to church if you want to BE saved.

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…but don’t be surprised if the church wants to change you once you enter!

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Did they rip this off from a fortune cookie?

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I guess the separation of church and state only applies to the government’s side.

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Even salty people deserve a crack at salvation!

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The same can’t be said for Bills or Sabres fans.

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Yup, you. Even if you’re not the church-going type, love thy neighbor. It’s not even really a religious thing.

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Letting the pigeons IN or letting the peace OUT? I would guess the pigeons are worse, because what’s wrong with letting some peace out into the world?

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I know there are too many syllables, but it sort of reads like a random haiku.

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Is this what you want to read when you’re attending church? I guess the powers that be think it is!

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I’m sure that the kids at church would argue that Dairy Queen wins the “Who has the best Sundays?” contest.

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