YES. This is not a drill. 2019 has brought its first blessing upon us with a new invention that would even put Steve Jobs to shame. That's right, I'm talking about a sweater you can wear with your dog. Think about it. You + your dog + a cozy sweater = better than anything this world could offer.
I'm not going to sit here and lie to you or say wearing this sweater won't be some kind of giant Chinese finger trap. It will be, only more insane because your partner isn't your best friend from middle school, it's your best friend who also happens to be a dog. You will fall, you will get hurt, but gosh darn it will it be your best purchase of 2019.
So come with us on this journey of discovery as we solve world peace with a friggin sweater. Let's go.