Gift giving doesn’t have to be serious – that’s what gag gifts are for. And you can skip the niche shops or weird websites because Walmart has tons of gag gifts that are just as hilarious and fit the “gag gift” bill. From classic jokes, to blinker fluid, and even a toilet time golf putter, this roundup holds nothing back!
We can’t stop laughing at these fish slippers.
There are those who buy classic, fuzzy slippers as a gift. But you’re so much better than that. These fish slippers are still surprisingly comfortable. Made with a stretchy material, they make looks absolutely hilarious, but whoever gets them will still wear them around the house during chill out days.
When you don’t know what to get, then get nothing!
Struggling to find the perfect gift for the person who has everything? We’ve got you covered. This is the ultimate “Gift of Nothing,” and it’s exactly what it sounds like. A box, a bow, and absolutely nothing else. It’s the most honest, minimalist, and hilariously passive-aggressive present you could ever give.
This innocent-looking pen just ruined Brenda’s trust forever.
At first glance, it’s just a sleek pen. But the second someone tries to write with it? ZAP — and the prank of the century is born. This stun pen delivers a harmless little jolt and a whole lot of chaos. Perfect for that one friend who had it coming. Hide it in plain sight, then sit back and watch the trust issues unfold. Not for kids, boomers, or anyone with a pacemaker — obviously.
This wacky inflatable tube man screams, “I had $11 and absolutely no self-control.”
Whether you’re shopping for a co-worker, a college kid, or a cousin with very specific taste, this mini wacky waving tube man is a no-brainer. He dances. He thrashes. He somehow makes everything 50% funnier. Set him up on a desk and watch productivity plummet (in a good way). It’s part book, part toy, and all weird. Batteries not included, but uncontrollable giggles are.
The rumors are true….blinker fluid does exist.
So you’ve been telling the “blinker fluid” joke for years, right? Hilarious. You’ve convinced some poor soul that their car is missing something that doesn’t exist. Now, it’s time for the ultimate power move. Give them this bottle of headlight fluid. It looks so real, they’ll initially laugh, but that laugh will fade. Sigh, they’ve been duped.
For the single friend in your life, this “boyfriend pillow” is perfect shade.
We don’t all have a fella to cozy up to at night, but this “boyfriend pillow” is a stand in until Mr. Right pops up in the DMs. It’s got a firm shoulder to lean on, it never snores, and it’s completely silent when you want to rewatch The Bachelor for the third time. This is the perfect, low-maintenance man who comes with no emotional baggage.
This Screaming Goat is a tiny terror that is certified in roasting everyone.
You know that person who has everything? They don’t have this. This Screaming Goat is a certified party starter and the most absurd thing you’ll ever put on a desk. It’s super easy to hide and activate, making it perfect for sneak attacks and office pranks. Want to see your bestie’s face when this thing wails? Get this gift. It’s the kind of fun you can’t put a price on, and it’s guaranteed to be unforgettable.
There’s no better time to knock 2 strokes off a golf game than with this toilet-time putter.
You ever hear a golfer complain, “I just don’t have enough time to practice”? We all have. Well, this toilet golf game is the gift to end that excuse forever. You’re not just giving a gag; you’re giving them back their dignity! No more wasted moments doom-scrolling or reading the back of a shampoo bottle. Now, their “me time” is productive, focused, and preparing them for their next guys’ day out.
We’re not sorry for how hilarious this fart putty is.
Picture this: you’re at a family dinner, everyone’s talking about their mortgages and their kids. The air is thick with small talk. What do you do? You pull out this little bad boy. You shove your finger in there and it just lets out the most spectacular, moist sound imaginable. Suddenly, Aunt Carol, who hasn’t laughed since 1998, is on the floor. Your stoic grandpa is crying tears of joy. That, my friends, is the power of a good fart putty.
We think this wine glass says it all!
For the wine lover who’s got class, sass, and zero tolerance for tom-foolery, this wine glass gets the message across. It’s chic, stemless, and boldly engraved with the phrase that perfectly captures every Zoom call, group text, and in-law dinner. Toss it in the dishwasher, refill, repeat. Whether you’re gifting it to a bestie or keeping it for your own self-care rituals, this fox has your back — and your Bordeaux.
You can’t go wrong with a classic whoopie cushion!
Unleash your inner child with this bulk pack of whoopie cushions. Fart jokes never get old, and luckily when you buy this bulk pack, you can gift some out and keep a few for yourself. We can’t think of a scenario where these won’t come in handy during dead silences or as a gift for literally anyone.
This candle is the perfect gift for anyone with a four-legged farter.
Give the gift that every dog mom secretly wishes for—a candle that says, “Yes, I adore your furball, but honey, when the stink hits, we’re lighting this bad boy up.” With a knockout combo of lavender and eucalyptus, it’s like a breath of fresh air for your nose and a mic drop for those canine gas attacks.
If they’ve been naughty, gift them some coal (but it’s actually gum).
If you’re giving coal this year, at least make it fun. This lump coal chewing gum turns a holiday disappointment into a hilarious gift everyone will actually want. It’s cheeky, unexpected, and packs a punch—perfect for that prankster on your list who loves a little sass with their sweets. Bonus: It’s easier to swallow than regret.
Forget those wholesome coloring books – this one is filled with farting felines.
We’re told to find our peace, right? To meditate and do mindful coloring books with tranquil patterns and mandalas. Look at me, I’m coloring a spiral! Bleh. We both know what a real adult needs to de-stress is a cat with a fart cloud. This farting cats coloring book is the perfect gift because it’s the only honest relaxation therapy on the market.
The gift of false hope: there is no cash reward with these fake lotto tickets.
These fake lottery tickets are the pinnacle of benevolent evil. Watch as your victim’s face goes from hopeful glee to utter, soul-crushing despair in a matter of seconds. It’s the kind of gift that says, “I care about you enough to give you a fleeting moment of pure joy, followed by the hilarious, crushing reality that you’re still broke.”
Your coworker will stop yelling thanks to this desk punching bag.
Ever look at someone and just know they’re one bad day away from snapping? Yeah. Me too. And you can either stand by and watch the show, or you can be a hero. This desktop punching ball is the perfect gag gift for that person in your life. It’s for the coworker who just sits there, eyes twitching, listening to a meeting that could have been an email.
It’s a Grand Piano – NOT! This miniature piano is weirdly adorable.
Look, some gifts are practical. Others are just… this. This miniature piano model is for the friend who has everything, including a gaping hole for a non-functional musical instrument. It’s so gloriously pointless it’s brilliant. It guarantees bewildered stares and endless questions, and honestly, isn’t that more fun than a gift card? You’re not just giving an item; you’re giving them an existential crisis in miniature.
Step aside fuzzy socks and let these animal paw socks steal the gift spotlight!
Forget boring socks—this is the gift that delivers belly laughs and cozy toes. Perfect for your favorite weirdos, wild ones, or anyone who’s ever wished their feet had claws. These 3D animal paw socks turn any occasion into a laugh-out-loud moment. Give ‘em as a gift and watch them strut, stomp, and sass their way through the day. Warning: May cause uncontrollable giggles and sudden confidence.
This fart machine toots louder than your uncle at Thanksgiving.
What’s small, loud, and guaranteed to ruin quiet moments? This majestic little fart machine. It’s got multiple sound options, improved bass for that authentic rumble, and a remote that lets you disappear while everyone else suffers. Use it wisely. Or don’t. It’s your life. It’s cheaper than therapy — and way more fun.
Dad jokes on command thanks to this dad joke button!
Your dad’s jokes aren’t just bad; they’re a federal crime. And this dad joke button is his official get-out-of-jail-free card. You’re not just giving a gift; you’re handing him a tiny, plastic accomplice. It’s for the dad who, after telling a joke, just stares at you with pure, unblinking menace, daring you not to laugh. This is the only tool that can save you both.
5 fingers aren’t enough – this pack of tiny hands is a finger upgrade.
Look, a lot of gifts have one purpose. A coffee mug? It holds coffee. So boring. But this 20-pack of tiny finger hands? The possibilities are endless, and they are all hilarious. You can give a tiny high five, a tiny handshake, or a tiny thumbs-up. You’re not just giving a gift; you’re giving a license to be ridiculous.
Why waste time on a gift card – grab these porta potty shot glasses!
Are you even taking a shot right if you’re not using these porta potty shot glasses? Exactly. Every other shot glass you’ve ever used is now officially a pathetic relic. This is the gift that says, “I’m here to have a good time, and I’m willing to embarrass myself for the sake of comedy.” It’s a hilarious, beautiful tribute to a good time and a great prank.
Good news: this toilet nightlight is motion sensor acitvated.
This is it. The most ridiculous gift you could possibly buy: a toilet nightlight. When they walk in, their toilet bowl erupts in a glorious, 16-color light show. Suddenly, their boring, white toilet is a disco ball. Their late-night bathroom trip has become an artistic expression. The soft glow is a beacon of hope and a silent, beautiful monument to your shared, unhinged sense of humor.
You know that friend who can’t stop picking their face? This is for them.
For the folks who spend hours watching pimple popping videos, enter the spot popper. This isn’t just a toy; it’s a home-based, interactive intervention. You’re giving them the power to finally get their hands dirty without ruining their own face, or rotting brain cells by watching it on a loop. You’re not just giving a gift; you’re giving them a front-row seat to their own private, pus-filled masterpiece.
You just won the gift exchange thanks to this hairy belly fanny pack.
Is there a man in your life who thinks his beer gut is a personality trait? Bless his heart. This hairy belly fanny pack is for him. This fanny pack helps him stick to the bit – shirts be darned! And we can’t promise he won’t wear it literally everywhere because there’s tons of space for his everyday essentials.
A prank as old as comedy: the classic snake in a can.
We can’t promise they won’t scream when they reach for a chip and a giant “snake” pops out with this gag gift. And honestly? We’re not sorry about it. That scream is the sound of success. You’re not just giving a gift; you’re giving a performance, and the look of pure terror on their face is the only applause you need.
Time to send toilet time boundaries with this toilet timer.
This isn’t just a timer; it’s an intervention. For that special someone who treats the toilet like a VIP lounge with complimentary Wi-Fi, this is the gift that says, “Your audience is waiting, and they’re about to stage a coup.” With a magnetic backing and a stunning five-minute countdown, it’s the perfect way to gently remind them that the bathroom isn’t their personal library or a phone booth for their next genius idea.
Chinese food will feel the force with the lightsaber chopsticks.
For the person who takes their takeout too seriously, these chopsticks are the perfect present. Why simply eat your food when you can engage in an epic, glowing battle with your vegetables? Perfect for anyone who thinks a meal isn’t exciting enough without a little theatrical flair, these accessories let them live out their fantasy of becoming a true dining Jedi Master, one glowing bite at a time.
This keychain is a bit unhinged, and we’re here for it.
This isn’t just a keychain; it’s a tiny, inexplicable, elongated watermelon that hangs from anything and everything, serving no discernible purpose beyond making everyone who sees it ask, “Why?” It’s the perfect way to silently judge someone’s taste and force them to carry a monument to your shared inside joke.