Know a lonely single man whose apartment decor peaked at a stained beanbag? You can’t fix him, but you can buy him things! We scoured Walmart to find 21 gifts guaranteed to make his solitary existence slightly more comfortable, one discounted purchase at a time.
If they’re going to drink alone, then they should at least take a shower while doing it!
That crying sesh in the bathroom is less sad thanks to this beer holder. It’s made with silicone, so it’s ready to grip even the tall boys. And it’s made to stay, so at least there’s one thing that won’t leave…..And there’s built-in drainage, so it’s one less clean up mess they have to worry about.
Let’s just say he’ll know what to do with this four-pack of Jergens.
The classic Cherry-Almond scent of Jergens Original Scent Dry Skin Moisturizer offers 24-hour hydration for skin that hasn’t seen the sun in weeks. It’s time to upgrade from aggressively rubbing your pajamas for friction. This isn’t just lotion; it’s the silky, comforting illusion of human warmth, packed into a convenient bottle. Buy the 4-pack—you’ll need the bulk discount.
The first step to finding a lady (or man!) is getting underwear without holes (or pictures of bacon)!
The single intervention has started – it’s time to get him a lady, and the good ones won’t stand for holy undies. This Reebok three-pack is a mandatory upgrade that provides dignity and basic sanitation. Anti-microbial technology and secure legs mean he will not smell or fidget on his next date!
And keep those undergarments clean with these Dude Wipes!
The elephant in the room is he’s not wiping good enough. He’s doomed to fail with that dry, single-ply value pack he got on sale. These Dude Wipes get in all of those little crevices where odors like to sneak out. They have a cooling effect, so he’ll even feel clean. And yes, they’re flushable friendly.
He’s sure to look stylish (and be on time) with this snazzy watch.
This watch is giving and we are here for it. It has that high-end, department store look but with a low price tag that’s bachelor budget friendly. It’s ready to tie his dating outfit together and at least make it look like he’s not afraid to drop a dime on high-end things.
If bad breath is the root of his problems, then this tongue scraper will work miracles.
This little dual-head tongue scraper is worth more than every self-help book you have ever bought him, because while therapy addresses his deep-seated issues, this simple hygiene tool addresses his surface-level problems that are actively driving people away. Is it tough love? Sure – but he’s sure to get a smooch now!
This 18-piece grooming kit will come in handy for all the dates he totally has!
Nails are a single man’s afterthought, but maybe if he has the right tools, then he can turn his unkempt nails into something presentable. This kit comes with all the tools they need to do an at-home manicure and pedicure. And the tweezers? They’re the sword they need to fight off those pesky ear and nose hairs.
They’re sure to land a date (or at least a text back) thanks to this beard trimmer!
If they have a date coming up (finally, yay!), then they’re going to need some serious manscaping and cleanup. Luckily, this hair trimmer is up for the challenge. It comes with six heads, each one ready to trim rogue nose hairs, clean up neck lines, and well, at least make them look presentable. And it’s waterproof, so they really have no excuse!
Brighten that smile, and watch the ladies flock!
This teeth whitening system is a mandatory upgrade because his coffee habit is ruining his smile. The non-sensitive formula removes ten years of stains in short, waterproof sessions. And there are quick results, so if he has an impromptu date, then at least his smile will be ready.
This is a huge price drop on the Calvin Klein eau de toilette, which is a sign.
It’s all in the details, and cologne is that small touch that takes him from sad and single to desirable bachelor. This Calvin Klein cologne is a top seller for a reason. It’s infused with rich cedar that basically is “I can make you swoon” in a bottle. It’s sure to boost confidence, at least enough to ask for a follow up coffee date.
If he’s bringing his date back home, then this scent booster will hide his single odor.
With single men comes, well, their bachelor pad that reeks of old pizza. This plug-in scent booster will make his apartment at least smell clean. It comes with three modes: light, medium, and high and even a bonus “boost” button, which means his date (probably) won’t run for the door the second she smells his dirty laundry.
The crusty old thing he uses should be burned; buy him these plush cotton towels.
Single men have that smorgasbord of bath towels that should’ve retired years ago. Enter, this 6 pack set that comes with just enough for the bachelor to have a matching set. They’re soft and quick-absorbing, so when he forgets to hang them up, that mildew smell won’t creep in. And did we mention they’re 60% off?
Those wrinkled shirts a’int gonna cut it, this steamer is here to help.
His wardrobe is a wrinkled disaster, so this clothes steamer is a necessary intervention. It heats up in fifteen seconds—fast enough for his short attention span—and safely removes creases from all his neglected fabrics. The dual safety shut-off makes it really hard to burn down his apartment when he’s trying to steam!
He can’t come in his band tees anymore, so grab this tailored suit while it’s 30% off!
Look, high-end tailored suits cost a pretty penny….or do they? We can’t believe we found a tailored suit you can snag for this price. This tailored suit has necessary stretch, in case he packs on more single-man poundage, and is wrinkle-resistant so he can attend his next shindig looking half-decent. The best part? It is entirely machine washable, so he’s sure to keep it clean (hopefully).
Stop letting him wear mismatched, holey foot coverings; gift him this 15-pack of socks.
His drawer is filled with sad, orphaned footwear, making this socks intervention necessary. This massive 15-pack of no show socks is a mandatory replacement for his holey collection. They are cushioned and feature superior moisture-wicking to prevent the dreaded foot funk that haunts his apartment.
This sleek hip flask is the perfect companion for his depressing social events.
Always the groomsman, never the groom – this sleek flask is ready to sneak in his sport coat and be his date at his buddy’s next wedding. It comes with a funnel for easy refill and it’s made with a leakproof design, which makes it easy to transport. It’s a gift he’s sure to use!
His t-shirts aren’t going to land him a date, but this button-up just might.
That collection of graphic tees is growing – put an end to the madness with this button-up top. It’s versatile for styling, so he can wear it with a pair of jeans or bump it up to formal with some slacks (here’s hoping he has a pair). And did we mention there’s a ton of color options? Might want to grab more than one.
That bar soap can retire thanks to this three-step skincare kit.
Skincare is an afterthought, we get it. But with this trio kit, it’s easy to follow and actually effective. It comes with the steps literally on the bottle, so he doesn’t have to remember which step is next. It’s simple, effective, and will minimize his sad frown lines.
He’ll never buy it for himself, so grab this hamper while it’s 30% off.
If he’s infamous for piling up his laundry, then this hamper is a must, must, must! It’s huge, so it’ll hold all of his laundry until his dreaded monthly laundry day. Luckily, this one has a lid to trap in those ungodly odors. And the sleek design means it’ll blend right in with the rest of his bachelor pad decor.
Stop enabling his bar-soap lifestyle and send him this eight-piece spa gift basket.
That bar soap smeared in unmentionable really isn’t cutting it. He may think he’s clean, but this 8-piece spa kit actually gets the job done. It comes with body wash, lotion, face wash, and even a body mist to fully lock in that delicious sandalwood scent. And it even comes with a carrying bag for transport (in case an overnighter is in the horizon).
His smelly shoes need an intervention, let these odor eliminators tackle the job.
His shoes are one more wear away from becoming a biohazard. These reusable odor eliminators are here to lend a hand. No sprays, no hassle, minimal energy – he can just toss them in his shoes and they actually absorb built-up odors. And they’re made to last for years, so you don’t have to keep buying them!