It feels like just yesterday we had the hand slap heard 'round the world when Melania Trump refused to hold Donald's hand...

...because, well, it was.

Here it is in glorious slow motion in case you missed it the first time around.

Naturally there were people who thought the public was reading too much into it and that it was simply an accident.

To those people, I present Exhibit B — Melania arriving in Rome with Donald and once again jerking her hand away the second he makes a grab for it.

Nope, not happening.

So to recover he tries to do a little butt pat thing, but too late, Donald. Better luck next time, I guess...