Sometimes you come face-to-face with yourself. And it is not a pretty sight. You end up horrified while looking in the mirror until you can't take it anymore and you curl up in the fetal position, wishing that you could escape from the world. Have you ever felt this way? I had this exact reaction, in fact, when I looked at all of these tweets. All 29 of them made me feel seen (or personally attacked). And I bet that you will too.
If you have ever gotten out of the shower and instead of getting dressed, you sat on the corner of your bed for an hour doing nothing, you will relate to these relatable tweets. If you have ever vowed to stop spending money and then jumped at the chance to grab dinner with a friend because what are you going to do, not go to dinner? Then this list is for you.
If I've learned anything lately, it's that...Get ready to weep because the harsh truths in these tweets might make you take a good long look at yourself in the mirror.
Too Much Cheese
Once again in my quest to not eat sugar I have eaten Too Much Cheese— Sophia Benoit (@Sophia Benoit)1537910252.0
*adds shit to her to-do list after she's already done it just so she can cross it out and feel productive*— Zeba Blay (@Zeba Blay)1524169161.0
Sat in a towelWe have all done this. I don't know what it is, but sometimes it takes much effort to actually get dressed after you take a shower.
I’m just a girl, looking at the table next to my bed, wondering how many more cups I can fit on it before I have to… https://t.co/rTdpSod0me— hannah whitten (@hannah whitten)1533264846.0
Me: I’m going to be productive today Also me, after running one errand: i deserve this 4 hour break— Laurazepam (@Laurazepam)1537726350.0
Mirror mirrorOutfits from your head almost never work out in real life, especially if they come to you in that twilight part of the night when you're half asleep.
Does anyone else get re-annoyed? Like yeah I know it happened ages ago but it's annoying me— danielleoharaaa (@danielleoharaaa)1518880593.0
Low ponytailI wouldn't know. Whenever I put my hair in a low ponytail people ask me why I signed my name on the Declaration of Independence so big.
Dragged through a bush
can’t believe how early I used to get up to do my hair and make up so I looked at least half decent for school, now… https://t.co/6JGmajES6D— chloe (@chloe)1519142334.0
Iced coffee at 6 p.m.
me: it’s so hard to fall asleep tonight! I wonder if it’s that iced coffee I had at 6pm? the iced coffee I had at… https://t.co/xdNmkmT7QY— nicole boyce (@nicole boyce)1537243076.0
Running shoes? No, I don't run. These are my cake gettin' shoes.— JC Tarp (@JC Tarp)1516052327.0
U let your friend get a nacho from your plate and they grab the Master Nacho u had been saving for the finale https://t.co/CeHjRVlWU5— Grandpa Joe (@Grandpa Joe)1533084828.0
None of my business
i don’t even open my front facing camera anymore what i look like is none of my business— tiffany (@tiffany)1533251253.0
me at 6 y/o: bilingual, genius iq, mentally healthy, able to do math me at 18 y/o: illiterate, health is nonexiste… https://t.co/85O63kY0NQ— mel (@mel)1525068047.0
Free t-shirtI love a good free t-shirt. There's nothing better. I will wear the heck out of a free t-shirt.
hell yeah im WRITING W R I am not writing T I N G— Molly Priddy (@Molly Priddy)1533256865.0
OH SO IM JUST SUPPOSED TO ENJOY GOOD THINGS THAT HAPPEN TO ME INSTEAD OF LIVING IN FEAR THAT THEYLL TURN TO DUST IN MY HANDS— NOT A WOLF (@NOT A WOLF)1501560530.0
Me unlocking my phone for the 64th time in 5 minutes with 0 notifications https://t.co/DxuMhB9CHm— jabami (@jabami)1524717646.0
When I’m at the mall and can smell the Auntie Anne’s traveling through the vents. https://t.co/tZjk2voQSf— dripped out muppet (@dripped out muppet)1533586937.0
New plannerYou mean writing my to-do lists and appointments out in a shiny new notebook with a brand new pen won't actually change my whole life? That's preposterous.
Duvet coverHA! I don't have a duvet cover. Duvet covers are for, adult adults.
I’m attracted to men. https://t.co/EQpeQ4RZB6— The Sex Coach, MFT (@The Sex Coach, MFT)1533226300.0
"Wanna go eat?"You can't turn down an invitation for a meal with a friend! Friendship is all about going out to eat when you so shouldn't.
Three dollarsI don't know what it is, but this is so true. Those are two very different $3.
Gym bodyThis is some Black Mirror idea and I love it. I would work out all the time if my mind didn't have to know that I was working out!
Other person's fries
Alright I'm just gonna say it. I always eat the other person's fries on the way home and then keep the one that's more full— Holly (@Holly)1501208944.0
Shriveling organsRosé is liquid, which means it's basically water, right? Right? Please tell me I'm right.
if I say goodnight and an hour later you see me online it's not that I lied it's just that I failed— arty (@arty)1535511827.0
after some soul searching (buying clothes i don’t need) i have found that everything will be ok— joe (@joe)1539760453.0