If you've made it to this article, you're a distraction ninja. You stealthily comb the Internet for the best smile-inducing, bathroom-boredom-expunging content you can find.
You click around with glee soaking up the knowledge of life hacks that will make your life a million times easier and dad jokes that are so hilarious you can't even.
Now, you've reached the zenith — the ultimate distraction platform — the Internet quiz. In this list, there are 22 of them, and that's enough to keep you so distracted you zonk out on your couch and miss your co-worker's birthday party. But it's all good. In fact, it's better than good because he's the loudest chewer and you kind of hate him anyway.
via: MagiQuizThis quiz has everything: sleepy puppies, fuzzy puppies, puppies in costumes, and Idris Elba. Really, that's all you need.
via: MagiQuizIt has been a long year, and you deserve to treat yo'self! This quiz will help you plan the perfect day of indulgence based on the things you love.
via: MagiQuizThere's nothing wrong with this quiz. Nothing at all. Actually, this is about as right as a quiz can get. Burgers are juicy and delicious, and well, so are men.
via: MagiQuizWARNING: Do not take this quiz on an empty stomach. You will end up eating the object closest to you. RIP iPhone charger. You were yummy.
via: MagiQuizFinally, a quiz to prove you're the vocabulary genius you've always claimed to be. Sheryl won't be able to say any more mean things about you once you ace this quiz! That's right, Sheryl's been talking behind your back.
via: MagiQuizThis quiz is full of pretty pictures and Freudian slips. What a fantastic combination. Chances are this quiz will color even your own perception of yourself.
via: MagiQuizIf you're a grammar nerd, this is definitely the quiz for you. If you're a Grammer nerd, as in Kelsey, well, I don't know if I can help you.
via: MagiQuizEvery true '90s kid had a ring of red, sticky syrup lining their lips for the entire decade. But were you too hopped up on sugar to remember all these snacks? Take this quiz and find out. Then go to the grocery store and buy yourself some Gushers. You deserve it.
via: MagiQuizSummer's coming up, and it's time for a change! What better way to decide how to experiment with your hair than an Internet quiz?!
via: MagiQuizJudging by your presence on planet Earth, you're a fan of Disney movies. Everyone is. So come on down and test your knowledge! They'll even flatter you by guessing your age.
via: MagiQuizYou know you want to take this. Maybe just wait 'til after your meeting...
via: MagiQuizThis quiz is for the detail oriented, no-pencil-out-of-place, almost-annoyingly perfect people out there. If you think that's you, test yourself!
via: MagiQuizAccording to this quiz, I'm "over the hill," which is extremely correct. I am an 89-year-old man trapped in the body of a 28-year-old woman. Help.
via: MagiQuizDid you know there's a word for the space between your eyebrows? Or the tip of the wrapper the waiter leaves on your straw? This quiz will not only entertain you. It will educate the s*** out of you.
via: MagiQuizAh yes, the good ol' Rorschach test. It's always there to make you realize how repressed you are and lead you to question everything you ever thought to be true about yourself. Such fun!
via: MagiQuizYou better take this quiz because what if you don't even know your deepest secret yet? You could learn a lot about yourself.
via: MagiQuizIf you're not exactly into deep, dark secret discovery, then have I got a quiz for you. ...It's this one. You a donut. Only question is, which one is you?
via: MagiQuizThis quiz combines astrological questions with lifestyle preferences to give you a dog breed that's perfect for you. So, whether you're actually looking for a furry friend or just dreaming of the future, this quiz is yours for the taking!
via: MagiQuiz...The answer is yes. Yes, they can.
via: MagiQuizNow this one is just dang impressive. It 100 percent works 100 percent of the time, but try figuring out how it works. In that department, it's got me totally stumped.
via: MagiQuizThere have been some truly heinous fashion trends through the ages, and with this super difficult "would you rather" quiz, you get to relive them in all their glory! Pick the trends that hurt your eyes the most, and they'll guess how old you are.
via: MagiQuizNo, none of the questions are, "Where do you live?" And that made it extra impressive when they totally got it right! Did they get it right for you?