Whether you take a ton of screenshots when you're scrolling around the internet or you save the weird photos your friends text you, there's a good chance you have a couple of super weird images saved on your camera roll. And hey, no shade! The vast majority of us have infinite photos taking up the valuable memory space on our phones, and very few of us are willing to wade in and clean it up.
That's why we so often find an unexplainable photo deep in the depths of our camera rolls. Who knows why you thought that specific image was funny enough to save, or who sent you that bizarre screenshot. Camera rolls are the new wild west — there could be anything in there. And it's all potentially scary, hilarious, and terrifying.
That's why the prompt "In 1,000 years, aliens find your phone and go through your camera roll. What's the most confusing thing they find?" lead to so many fascinating photos being posted when it popped up on /r/AskReddit recently.
Check them out for yourself to see some of the wildest photos that no one would be able to explain to even their closest loved ones, let alone aliens from another galaxy.
Whatcha gonna do, brother?
via: RedditHere's a picture of Hulk Hogan sitting next to a dog with the same hat as him, while the dog sits next to a can with the same mustache as Hulk Hogan. OnePowerfulLoser
Will you bend the knee?
via: ImgurThe Great Radish. - unique19username Our Lord and savior. - terminator1515
A warrior's weapon.
via: RedditThey would find a picture of some deer leg numchucks. - king_john2510
I get it, but also, I hate it.
via: RedditAsked the groomer to shave a heart on my dog's butt. What I expected vs. what I got. - josefugly
For the first time, I'd be happy to pay extra for guac.
via: RedditWhy are they even open? - strych91
It looks like it ran into one of those fake tunnel entrances Wile E. Coyote used to paint on the side of brick walls.
via: RedditThis cat fully shaved... except for its face. - DizzyDecoy
He believes he deserves this.
via: RedditApparently this kid got picture day and pajama day confused. His face makes me chuckle every time I see it. - [account deleted]
"Look Dad, you're the one who scheduled the photo shoot on Halloween."
via: RedditThe kid that dressed as a clown for a family picture. - lucoin
"Ohhh yeahhhhhhh bay-beeeeeeeee."
via: RedditThis produced one of my favorite copy-pastas: "I bet you 5 million dollars that you don’t own a bird. But guess what? I own 7. And I can tell you right now that a bird would never just walk into something like a chocolate fountain. They’ll rarely walk directly into water. But say that your idiotic theory is correct. Say it did actually walk into it. That animal still probably died. Is that still funny to you? Do you still get your kicks out of knowing that that bird was probably terrified and opening its mouth to scream in that last panel? And if you say yes then you seriously disgust me as a human being." Best bit is that it's a scene from the Adam Sandler movie Jack & Jill. - JamieA350
Fulfilling the letter of the law, if not the spirit.
via: RedditEvery time I see this, I think of the driver taking turns, hearing the sausage clatter around in the box, just thinking "What the hell, dude!? What a moron." - roomandcoke
via: RedditThat is the same expression in every 40-year-old man's Facebook profile pic. - BobSacramanto
One thing I'll say about that guy: he looks like a thumb.
via: RedditGuy looks like a thumb. - Onehundredwaffles
"No one cared who I was until I put on the mask."
via: RedditThe first helmet you find when starting an RPG. - fudsak
You did say "anything."
via: RedditI read it from the bottom upwards. "That's a pretty dumb question... oh... that's really dumb." - Bangersss
Extreme "oh, I didn't know you were coming home so soon" energy.
via: Reddit"Do what you must. I have already won." - StarkLX
Thank you for letting me know.
via: RedditI guess I do now.
"Lookin' good my man."
via: RedditWhen you're drunk at a party and you pass a mirror. - popularscroll52
Take boogie-boarding but make it sad.
via: RedditMan's gotta eat. Also, man's gotta sleep. So I guess man's gotta do both.
*record scratch* "I suppose you're wondering how I got into this situation..."
via: RedditBest. Day. Ever. - Dgdgoblin
"Honey, we have to either stop going to the gym or go 10 times more often."
via: RedditMy favorite part of this is the floating leash. - michmochw
You don't get to choose your family.
via: RedditHe's behind me making that face again. I don't even have to turn around to know it. God damn it. I hate that goddamned stupid face he makes. God dammit. - [account deleted]
"I'm, like, super into guys with a flat face."
via: RedditMy brother turned his head during a panoramic shot. - mrmailbox
I will never be able to not think about this photograph.
via: RedditDoes anyone else see this? It looks like he has two upper lips. - cloudyoutside
"You may cross if you answer our riddles three."
via: RedditA dog and cat face-swap. I have never seen a less impressed looking cat. - HashPram
If you can't see, the truck says "Barrel of Fun."
via: RedditAnd it sure looks like it!
Not sure why this popped into my head just now, but what happened to Jon Lovitz? Remember him? He was funny.
via: RedditThis dachshund that ate a bee. - givemecorgisordeath
It's getting better all the tiiiiiime...
via: RedditHow do you not just survive in high school, but thrive in high school? Find the joy in everything — even picture day.
Tough look for my guy.
via: RedditThat dog getting hit in the face with a frisbee. - FartIntoMyHeart
The Big Deal is closed.
via: RedditIf there's one thing businessmen love to do, it's close the Big Deal.
Hopefully he didn't eat all his sunscreen earlier when the sun came out.
via: RedditIf we're talking ice-cream, this gif wins. - Bangersss
via: RedditThey’d definitely be confused as to why you have a picture of a government drone. - ace_wulf
The builders have gone too far.
via: RedditCursed images of Minecraft sheep and chicken. - CanUHekkinStahp
Were they old enough to buy that?
via: PinterestA baby holding a rocket launcher. - mingling_pringling
Wow, both sweet and gross? Rare combo.
via: RedditPictures of my dog pooping. It started as a joke. I’d be drinking coffee and see him through the window, so I’d take a picture and send it to my sisters to annoy them. He’s dead now, so I don’t have the heart to delete them even though they’re literally pictures of him taking a poo. - Abisoccer1
Why didn't you buy them?
via: RedditA hairless guinea pig I saw at an "exotic" pet store. I say "exotic" because it's mostly reptiles, spiders, frogs and rodents besides hamsters/mice. - MysteryGirlWhite
Not cool dude.
via: RedditTinder screenshots of weird looking girls that I send to my roommate. - gabezermeno
The Star Wars prequels are our nation's greatest meme resource.
via: RedditAnything from /r/PrequelMemes. - downbeatsnake
A lot of weird wrestlers poppin' up here.
via: RedditThat picture of the Great Khali in the bath: Khali The Destroyer of Women. - Lord-farquaads-mom
Of all the images here, I can't fathom why anyone would ever have this picture on their phone.
via: ShutterstockA blurred image of a cracker. - AmikBixby
That's no moon.
via: RedditA picture of the Death Star next to the moon for scale. - TheRealNetroxen
My brain is now broken.
via: RedditA yellow background with black text that says “Quentinen and Tarantined by, Written Directino." - Ranger6012
Who are you?!
via: RedditI just started to look myself and I see this face of a guy I've never met. I hope it's just something sent by my friends on the what's up group... - Djrhskr
Who mains Terry?
via: RedditA picture of Rick Astley but it has the Smash Bro’s version of Terry over it saying with yellow text "Always going to jab you twice, Then I’m going to say goodby." - Gasterfire6
Now Tigger better settle down.
via: RedditA picture of Piglet but extremely jacked. - stevefrommincecraft
I would like to give him a snuggle.
via: RedditLennu, the Finnish presidenti Sauli Niinistö's dog.
Lot of specifics here. Too many, some would say.
via: RedditProbably the picture of Jojo Siwa as Megamind with a juul. - SK3L3T0NC4T
Glad they're fictional.
via: RedditThe millions of pictures of fictional skeleton smut. - Gothy-boi