We all did weird stuff to our toys growing up that maybe made our parents wonder if we were completely normal. Whether it was chopping off all your Barbies hair (and immediately sobbing when you realized it was never going to grow back) or melting your army men with a magnifying glass, the urge to destroy toys is probably pretty normal for kids. But most of us destroyed things in a way that wouldn’t give our parents and older siblings nightmares. The same cannot be said for this girl’s little sister.
The terrifying kid who wore a cool skull shirt and took apart toys to put them back together into Frankenstein monster toys?
No no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no.
No.
This is not how you interact with dolls!
You really can’t be too careful. It’s only a matter of time before she’s going to move on to swapping human faces.
Best case scenario she will grow up to own a beet farm while working at a mid-level paper company.
That’s not how most kids play doctor, but okay.
Of course that won’t happen, right? Right?!
How old is this girl, though? Does she even know what a plastic surgeon is?! We still have questions/concerns.
Other people sure did.
May we recommend stamp collecting? Knitting? Building tiny ships inside of bottles? Really, anything else.
