Twitter's latest meme trend is as accurate as it is funny. Loads of Twitter-users answered the question: what do white people love to say? The amount of '-isms' collected is crazy, and each person's answer is sure to make you laugh. From old jokes to catchphrases and offhanded remarks, our list covers a little bit of everything.
If you can think of a popular saying or two yourself, read on to see if the Internet agrees! You might even say a few of these things without realizing it! So check out this list of things that white people are definitely guilty of saying.
Some jokes must be repeated.Get all the free stuff.
On the subject of living dangerously:
White people love saying "oh these are dangerous" after trying a new snack— Ben (@Ben)1536939109.0
Such a lack of trust…
White people love saying “well, I’ll be sure to stay off the road!” when someone gets their drivers license— Lindsey Has Voted 📬 (@Lindsey Has Voted 📬)1536765206.0
How do you make plans?
White people love saying “let’s play it by ear”— ashley (@ashley)1536864319.0
Exercise to the fullest.
White people love saying “there’s my cardio for the day” after walking up a flight of stairs.— whoever threw that paper ya mom’s a ho (@whoever threw that paper ya mom’s a ho)1536957456.0
When Doritos pack a punch:
white people love saying, “it’s gotta little kick to it” after eating a cool ranch dorito— zahra (@zahra)1536978181.0
Sometimes the snack packs too much of a punch.
White people love saying “get these away from me” after eating a few chips— brooklyn’s finest (@brooklyn’s finest)1536864151.0
What’s so funny?
White people love saying “what’s the damage” and then chuckling when they have to pay for something.— Franky Spanky (@Franky Spanky)1536848466.0
A self-fulfilling prophecy…
White people love saying "I'm gonna butcher this" when they say a foreign name— Zack khazraeinazmpou (@Zack khazraeinazmpou)1536707710.0
Restaurant etiquette is strange sometimes.
white people love saying “im still nibbling on it” when the waitress tries to take their plate— gary from teen mom (@gary from teen mom)1536711214.0
Is honesty always the best policy? Not always.Hey, it was bad, not inedible!
White people love saying “it’s a box!” halfway through opening presents.— Nick Lohman (@Nick Lohman)1536858173.0
How to greet your friends:
white people love to have parties and always let everyone know their best friend arrived by saying “ohhhh look at what the cat dragged in!”— chris melberger (@chris melberger)1537467597.0
How about some self-made sound effects?But you’re not knocking, you’re talking…
Sometimes even walking is too much.
White people love saying "youre gonna have to roll me outta here" after they eat too much.— Eric Gray (@Eric Gray)1536862806.0
Hurry up!Time’s a-wasting…I guess?
This phrase should have been left in the ‘90s.Sure, let me just grab my drum set!
It's very secretive.
white people love to say “if I told you I’d have to kill you” before saying a story.— liv 💫 (@liv 💫)1583293446.0
"Hey, you old so and so!"See, it's funny because it was actually not that long ago.
This is someone else's fault.
White people love to say, “who shuffled these things?”, when they playin cards and get a bad hand.— olivia kates (@olivia kates)1583647833.0
A great question:Are you going to fly away? Is that the plan here?
And he shall appear.
White people love to say “speaking of the devil” when someone comes over that THEY invited— HellCat (@HellCat)1583281155.0
I just check my phone these days.
things white people love to say - “time for you to get a watch” when someone asks for the time— gavin ¹ ✞ (@gavin ¹ ✞)1583249841.0
Talk about a hike.
white people love to say “well at least we got our steps in for the day” when the walk for more than 3 minutes— lesbo leo Ⓥ (@lesbo leo Ⓥ)1583205037.0
"Welp, gettin' to be that time..."Of course, many white people will say this and then continue talking to you for another four to five hours. They... don't have a lot going on.
Where's the lie?
White people love to say “alright I’ll let you go” when they’re finished speaking to you— Sophi M (@Sophi M)1583291493.0
Sometimes, white people feel the urge to say something if no one else is saying anything.
things white people love to say at dinner: "it must be good, everyone got so quiet"— Kate Minner (@Kate Minner)1583720682.0
"Hahaha but seriously don't I love my dog."
White people love to say “Oh your dog is so cute, I might just have to steal him”— Bucket (@Bucket)1583020327.0
This is not a good problem-solving strategy.
White people love to say “well it couldn’t have grown legs” while looking for something— shaq cause ion miss (@shaq cause ion miss)1583597415.0
Who is this "Vern?"
White people love to say "your turn, vern" when you're playing a board game— Ice Boy (@Ice Boy)1583050268.0
"Better them than me!"
White people love to say “well at least they’ll get the ticket” while speeding on the freeway and someone passes them— caroFINE (@caroFINE)1583815609.0
"Hope that's my package. I been expecting it for weeks!"
white people love to say "hold your horses" when someone is knocking at their door 😭— 🐵🥦🌈😁😎 (@🐵🥦🌈😁😎)1583798089.0
Next time, try an actual form of measurement.I can't count the number of times I've hopped once, skipped once, and jumped once, only to find myself not at my destination.
This is very mean, white people.
White people love looking at baby pictures of you and saying “aww what happened”— dannyteran (@dannyteran)1583810887.0
Well well well!
white people love saying “look who decided to show up” when someone shows up late— soph (@soph)1583810381.0
"Who left this coffee table here?"
White people love saying "I hit my funny bone but it wasnt that funny"— maria!🎃 (@maria!🎃)1583806895.0
They're very excited about their new Applebook.
White people love saying "it's thinking" when their computer is taking a while to load— no ma'am (@no ma'am)1583803009.0
An exceptionally sneaky group.This is usually said, loudly, when a white person is going to the bathroom in the middle of a movie.
Always looking for a silver lining.
White people love saying “good, we needed it” when it’s raining— Grady Eldridge🌼☄️🌞 (@Grady Eldridge🌼☄️🌞)1583796407.0
It's all about you, isn't it?Just take you W, white people.
It's a very funny moment from a very funny movie.
middle aged white people love nothing more than saying ‘bueller’ whenever the rooms quiet— finny (@finny)1583795795.0
Maybe they did! Did you ever think of that?
white people love saying “did they have to go kill the cow?!” when their fast food order is taking too long— kaylee 💫 #BLM (@kaylee 💫 #BLM)1583793114.0
You know what I meant.
White people love saying “it would be faster to drive” after you say you’re running to the store— Emily (@Emily)1583792057.0
"We'll send this one to grandma."
white people love saying “now act like you love eachother” when theyre taking pictures of a group— panguloo🧠 (@panguloo🧠)1583790667.0
There are no guards at the store.
white people love saying “they just let anyone in here” when they see someone they know at the store— theo✿ミ☆ blm (@theo✿ミ☆ blm)1583786678.0
Must. Not. Show. Emotion.
White people love saying “here come the waterworks” when they’re about to cry— bad bich (@bad bich)1583783954.0
Why do they all say this?!
White people love saying “I ate a smurf” whenever their tongue is blue— ✬k-dawg✬ (@✬k-dawg✬)1583782626.0
A popular alternative to "you’re welcome."
White people love saying “That’s why they pay me the big bucks” whenever someone thanks them for helping— Hunter (@Hunter)1536795596.0
If this ain’t the truth…
white people love seeing "white people" memes and sending them to their other white friends saying "guilty"— 10pc Mcnugget (@10pc Mcnugget)1536892327.0
Always try and score that free meal:
White people love saying “You paying for mine too?” When they see anyone they know at a restaurant.— Ross Johnson (@Ross Johnson)1536850994.0
A popular term to convey emphasis:It is said, literally, all of the time.
You have to issue a warning before the dancing starts:
White people love saying "uh-oh" when an absolute banger comes on.— emperor snowball (@emperor snowball)1537498264.0
Do you believe in magic?
White people love walking into a bedroom and saying "so this is where the magic happens"— haunt-ya monst-oor 🎃🔮🕸🥀☠️ (@haunt-ya monst-oor 🎃🔮🕸🥀☠️)1536945479.0
Too little, too late.Thanks for the warning!
Learning languages can be fun:
White people love saying bless you in different languages— Henry Neri (@Henry Neri)1537315857.0
white people love saying “why don’t you stay awhile?” when you sit down and haven’t taken your shoes off yet— alyssa (@alyssa)1537051270.0
How to tell when food is good:
White people love saying “no one’s talking, so the food must be good”— S A R A B U C K L E Y (@S A R A B U C K L E Y)1537032574.0
The car-key catchphrase:Always state the obvious!
The oldest New Years’ joke:
White people love saying “see you next year!” on December 31st.— Sam (@Sam)1537561541.0