Most babies are super cute. But some babies? Some babies are super boss.

Here are thirty five of the Internet's most boss-a$$ babies. They've got swagger. They've got sass. They've got bedtimes.

These bundles of joy own every single room they crawl through. And all that attention? You better believe they know how to use it.

Bathtime Is My Time

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You know me, girl. So fresh and so clean, clean.

STOP THAT!

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There can only be one center of attention, and SPOILER... it's not you.

Enough

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We get it. You’re “funny."

Do I Look Like I'm Playin'?

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I will cut you over this cake, trick. Back. It. Up.

You Have Five Minutes

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Starting... Now.

Callin' In Sick Tomorrow Like...

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Papa ain't drinkin' outta no sippy cup tonight. Another round of milks for everyone!

Parking My Ride Like...

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I got zero time for your whiny lookin' a$$. Boy BAI!

Mother, Hold My Calls

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I'm off to lunch at the club, and they're serving my favorite... Nuggets de Chicken.

Ain’t Givin’ No F&#ks

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Germs? Come AT me, brah!

Yo Yo Yo

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Gabba Gabba Gabba. Ya heard?!

Soooooo Over It

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What. A. Boss.

Reflecting On the Day's Wins Like...

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If only I had a few eye cucumbers... "WAAAAAHHHHHHH?!"

Gettin' Mad Swole, Brah

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Look, Ma... Now we both pumpin'!

Put 'Em Up, Put 'Em Up

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Ain't nobody leavin' lipstick marks on my cheeks today. And I mean nobody.

When You and Your Crew Roll Deep

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We womb to tomb, cuz. Just call us...DJ Wizz and Lil Tiger.

Livin’ That Jet-Set Life Like…

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Keepin' it classy. First classy.

Plottin’ Revenge Like…

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Ha ha ha. Muaaaah ha hah.

I Ain't Got Time For Your 'Tude

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For. Real.

Straight Chillin'

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Yeah, girl. I see you staring.

Chillin' Like a Villain

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If you need me... ...I'll be in my penthouse crib.

You Come To Me On the Day of My Daughter's Wedding...

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That gaze. Chilling.

Juicin'

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All day. Errday.

Talk to the HAND

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Do it. Do it NOW I say!

Viva La Wiggles!

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Liberté! Égalité! Fraternité! Formula-é!

Clean Me, Jeeves

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Glorious. Just glorious.

Baby or Disney Villain?

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Yeah... He's totes plottin'.

Girl...

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Not tonight. Not ever.

When You Straight Rollin’ In Corn, Brah

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Wait, but like... Where even is this kid?

Flashin’ Bat Signals Day and NIGHT

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It's what I do that defines me. What I doodoo.

I See Right Through That Act of Yours

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Right. Through.

Too Cool For Drool

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L8ter sk8ter. Baby OUT.

Share?

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Alright, mom. Nice try.

Who You Callin' Baby?

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You're the baby! You are!

Don't Test Me

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You're full of more sh*t than my diaper. And I ain't got no solid foods up in this b*%$h.

Here, I've Got Something For Ya...

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How you like me NOW!? #NailedIt