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Witch, Please: Make Your Porch Every Scream Queen’s Nightmare

Give your porch a spine-chilling makeover this Halloween! Deck the entrance with cobwebs and eerie lights to set the perfect spooky scene. From grinning pumpkins to ghostly silhouettes, your porch will cast a spell on passersby. Embrace the season with a touch of creepy creativity – think skeletons lounging in chairs and faux ravens guarding the doorway. The moonlit glow adds an extra layer of mystique as your haunted haven welcomes trick-or-treaters.

Whether you go for a haunted mansion vibe or a graveyard extravaganza, the porch becomes a canvas for your sinister imagination. Let the neighborhood be awestruck by your Halloween masterpiece. It’s not just a porch – it’s a portal to a world of eerie enchantment. Get ready to make every ghoul and goblin feel right at home!

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Classic Halloween Decor: Spiderwebs

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Nothing says Halloween quite like spiderwebs. This set comes with over 1,000 square feet of cobwebs and 50 plastic spiders. You can get creative with your porch, stairs, and front door.

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Drive Me Batty

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Turn your porch into a bat cave minus the superhero drama! These hanging bat decorations give your home a batty flair that’s perfect for Halloween. No need to worry about batty behavior – they’re just here for the spooky ambiance.

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Caught In Your Web

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Give your guests a leg-endarily amusing welcome with a spider web doormat. No actual spiders were harmed in the making of this web – it’s all about lighthearted spookiness. Embrace the cobweb-chic aesthetic and spin a tale of laughter and doorstep drama.

Itsy Bitsy Spider

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Who needs a guard dog when you can have giant spiders? These eight-legged critters are bouncers for your Halloween haunt. Go ahead, let your inner spidey senses tingle with laughter and screams.

The Ghostest With The Mostest

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This 63-inch light-up hanging ghost is like the DJ of your Halloween party — always glowing and setting the mood. With its blue luminescent body, this flying specter is a versatile addition to any haunted setup. Hang it from a tree, patio or even inside.

Purple Outdoor Solar Lights

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Twinkle Star’s 33-foot solar string lights are like the introverts of the lighting world —low maintenance and solar-powered. With eight different modes, these lights can go from “chill dinner party” to “rave in the woods” real quick.

Trees Aren’t Just For Christmas

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Move over, Christmas trees – there’s a new tree in town, and it’s spooktacular! The Halloween tree brings a whole new meaning to “branching out.” Decorate it with mini pumpkins, ghostly baubles and zombie ornaments that would make any evergreen jealous.

Light A Candle

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Harry Potter would approve! These flameless candles with magic wand remote are the tech-savvy wizards of Halloween decor. These floating candles bring a flickering ambiance without the fire hazard. They come with a wand remote control!

Some Halloween Yard Signs

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These signs are designed to go in your front yard. They come with six, each one a unique design and with the hardware for easy installation.

These Floating Witch Hats Are a Hit

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Float these witch hats on your front porch or anywhere in your home. They’re classic Halloween decor that has a timeless look.

This Inflatable Ghost Gets Rave Reviews

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Nothing says Halloween quite like ghost decor, and this ghost inflatable fits the bill. It’s over 5 feet tall and comes with an LED light that changes color.

Come Out Of A Cocoon

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This hanging cocoon corpse prop adds a layer of “What is that?” to your outdoor Halloween setup. It’s the perfect conversation starter, especially if that conversation is, “Should we be concerned?” Ideal for those who want their yard to be the talk of the neighborhood.

Cat Scratch Fever

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These glow-in-the-dark cat decorations are like the garden gnomes that got kicked out of gnome college for partying too hard. Featuring reflective skeletons and black cats, it’s as if your lawn decided to dress up for Halloween and chose “creepy cat lady” as its theme.

Some Tombstones for 25% Off

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These tombstones would go great in your front yard and tie up your creepy decor. They’re super realistic looking and made with weather resistant materials.

Ah! A Huge Spider!

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This huge, fake spider measures over 4 feet in diameter. It’s creepy red eyes definitely will have your neighbors a bit spooked.

There’s A Zombie Crawling Around

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This realistic looking zombie is designed to look like it’s coming out of the ground. The head and two arms come attached to spikes, so they stay put wherever you put them.

Another Nail In The Coffin

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This rustic Halloween welcome sign is like a friendly ghost at the door, inviting you in but with a hint of spookiness. Versatile enough to hang or stand, it’s the multitasking greeter your porch has been waiting for.

This 12 Foot Grim Reaper Will Spook Your Neighbors

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This grim reaper is inflatable and comes with built-in LED lights. It comes with the hardware you need for a quick installation.

All Eyes On Me

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And you thought your neighbors were nosy. With these eyeball solar lights, all eyes are on every person who steps up to your front door. Solar-powered and waterproof, these eyeball lights come with eight modes to suit your level of creepiness. String them across your patio, garden or porch, and let them keep an “eye” on the festivities.

Zombie Apocalypse

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Give your home a touch of undead elegance with these hanging zombies – because who said zombies can’t appreciate good interior (exterior?) design? These ghastly guests are dying to make an impression on your space, and they’re not afraid to lose a limb or two trying.

Scare Your Guests With This Clown

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This clown is creepy as it is – but what if we told you it moves and has catch phrases? He can prop up on your porch and give your visitors a jump scare.

Broom Parking Only

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This broom parking sign with three witches’ brooms is the valet service for the witching community. A quirky addition to your front porch or wall, it’s a nod to everyone’s favorite spell-casters.

A Rawr-ing Good Time

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Roar with laughter as you unleash prehistoric hilarity with the inflatable Halloween dinosaur! Turn your yard into a Jurassic laugh park and let the dino-mite fun stomp its way into Halloween fame.

A “Dead Body” Prop

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Add a spine-tingling touch to your Halloween decorations with this from the grave “body“. It’s perfect for creating a creepy haunted house atmosphere. It’s guaranteed to scare your guests and trick-or-treaters!

Mad For Plaid

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Step onto this orange and black plaid doormat and let your feet celebrate Halloween in style. It’s like a pumpkin spice latte for your doorstep – cozy, festive and definitely Instagram-worthy. Give your entryway the ultimate autumn makeover and show off your plaid-itude.

Hello, Pumpkin

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Meet the pumpkin with a personality – your very own personalized pumpkin for Halloween! It’s like the jack-o’-lantern version of a name tag, with more pizzazz and less stickiness. Perfect for indoor or outdoor display, it’s the subtle way to claim your territory this spooky season.

Window To The Soul

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This window decor is like the reality TV star of your home — always in the window and hard to ignore (not to mention downright creepy). Featuring a female ghost silhouette, it comes with all the hanging accessories you’ll need. It’s the perfect way to give the neighbors a little scare without turning your home into a full-blown haunted house.

Quiet As A Mouse

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Roll out the haunted carpet with a Halloween Mickey Mouse welcome sign – it’s like Disney magic with a spooky twist! No FastPasses needed; just a grin and a sense of adventure. Transform your entryway into a haunted clubhouse and let the mouse-eared mischief begin.

Monster Mash

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This 10-piece set of giant Halloween window clings is like the sticker book of your childhood, but all grown up and Halloween-themed. Featuring wiggly monsters that are more cute than creepy, these decals are an easy way to add some fun to your windows.

Blind As A Bat

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This wood Halloween felt bat bead garland is the minimalist’s answer to Halloween decor. Strung with felt bats and wooden beads, it’s a chic way to add a touch of spook to your fireplace mantle, walls or porch.

Burst Your Balloon

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This 144-piece Halloween balloon garland arch kit is the party planner’s (or Halloween lover’s) dream. With an array of black, orange, green and purple balloons, plus some bat, spider and “Boo” foil accents, it’s a festive explosion waiting to happen.

Hit The Pillow

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Deck your crypt, erm, patio furniture with Halloween pillow covers that bring Salem and Michael Myers into your space – because even ghosts and serial killers deserve a comfy spot to rest. Swap out your usual decor for some eerie elegance and turn your porch into a thriller-themed throne.

Skeleton Crew

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This realistic skeleton stake set is the garden gnome’s creepy cousin. Designed to look like skeletal remains trying to escape the ground, these stakes add a dash of the macabre to your lawn or garden. They’re the kind of outdoor decor that makes passersby do a double-take, wondering if your green thumb has a dark side.