Guys, being married to your best friend is basically the greatest thing ever. If you can figure out a way to spend the rest of your life with the person who makes you the happiest you've ever been, I highly recommend going that route.
The wives featured in this gallery have truly gone above and beyond in making their partners' lives more enjoyable. In fact, if they hadn't already married their wives, I'd tell them to do so immediately. Can you marry someone twice? If you can, these people should marry their wives twice. I'm not sure how the logistics work on that, but it's worth figuring out just so you can be double married to the funniest people ever.
Marriage is often described as being a lot of hard work, but these wives prove that it can also be a lot of fun.
Like this wife, who just needs some attention.
Sure, this may come across as a little extreme. But at least she's not setting the whole house on fire, right?This wife who is next-level petty:
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This wife had the best pregnancy announcement ever:
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This wife had the best reaction to surgery meds:
Where would they keep it? J.K., I'm gonna need you to write this book immediately, please. I need to know where they'd keep the pizza stone.This wife has an admirable dedication to her prank:
I'm imagining that she probably needed the milk several times over the course of the past two days but has been resisting in order to preserve the joke.This is absolutely something I would do:
And that's how you get a new cat! Or several new cats, really.Snip snap!
There's no gift quite like a vasectomy gift. I love the gift bag choice, too.First day of school!
First days of school are just as exciting when you're an adult working in the school, right? I hope he still gets to enjoy recess.Bless this wife's heart:
Hey, there's nothing wrong with being a little sensitive. Just don't think about the swans again. Don't do it! you're gonna cry!This is pretty helpful!
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IOU.
I love that the pink Post-It note looks kind of like a slice of ham. Also, she was really banking on the fact that you'd open the sandwich and look inside before taking a bite, huh?Have a Nice Poop!
Don't you feel like we should all be telling each other to have a nice poop? It's just a nice thing to do!The importance of hydration:
Arm falls off Wife: You don't drink enough water.— Jack Boot (@Jack Boot)1531060378.0
Such good advice.
Don't they realize that he knows so much about football? You can tell by how loudly he is yelling. The louder you yell, the more you know!Get ready!
(100 miles from exit) Wife: You need to get in the right lane.— DPW (@DPW)1519868841.0
This had to be on purpose.
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Way to think outside the box!
Or inside the box, I guess. Either way, I love the costume.Everyone needs a label maker.
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Best. Headshot. Ever.
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Doesn't matter; had cake.
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Oh, my.
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Passing notes.
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Happy Birthday!
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So thorny.
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#Priorities.
Getting married is a very solemn occasion! And meeting Rob Lowe is a fun one. Yeah, I said it.So impressive!
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True love.
Whenever my husband shows me affection and my dogs get jealous, I have to tell them that they are my true loves and he means nothing to me.— Stacey (@Stacey)1541255388.0