We already know that there are guys out there crushing their role as hilarious husbands, but what about the wives that keep the spark alive?
Well, look no further, as these women put the "fun" back in "dysfunctional" relationships.
Locked and loaded.
via: ImgurWelcome home! Bonus points for the Hunger Games reference.
Lager. Rinse. Repeat.
via: RedditActually, she calls this her "shower wine." Don't judge. You don't know her life.
Everyone needs a fashion consultant.
via: RedditAnd there will be no black socks with sandals. Or those T-shirts he wore back in college that he refuses to give away.
Dinner is served!
via: InstagramHey, it's low-fat! Plus, they say you eat first with your eyes.
via: TwitterTake a back seat there, buddy. Fido gets shotgun tonight.
Here kitty, kitty...
via: RedditThis wife awards a "Cat of the Month" in their house every month. They have one cat.
This one knows how to keep her sugar stash safe at work.
via: ImgurWhen it's that time of the month, you will go to any lengths to protect that sacred sugar stash. Actually, any time of the month.
That's one way to personalize your Keurig.
via: RedditThe best part of waking up, is booty in your cup. Or rather, Booty, Booty, Booty.
via: Imgur"I'm sorry that you had such a not so great day. I just want to remind you that I love you and I'm always here for you. Now enjoy a beer and come grab my boob when you're ready..."
Look into my eyes...
via: RedditThis one sends her husband the best pictures of their baby while he's at work. I think he has her eyes.
Ask and you shall receive.
via: InstagramShe's literally asked you 100 times. Is it that hard to put the effing laundry in the effing dryer?
Breakfast is served!
via: RedditYou want French toast? Here it is with a bit of crunch.
It's important to lay out the ground work.
via: InstagramAnd it should be noted that said husband will also have to take a back seat when riding in the car with the dog. Rules are rules.
A wheel of fortune.
via: RedditThis crafty wife found a way to let the local pizza place know they're overdoing it with the advertising. Hope she pinned that prize over on Pinterest.
When you gotta go...
via: ImgurI'm sure she means well — and the hydration might help — but sometimes those thing just can't be forced.
Is that a banana in your pocket?
via: ImgurOr are you just happy to see her and the fact that she's doling out the compliments? Probably a little bit of both. Either way, very a-peeling.
via: ImgurWhen your wife sends you this picture from the new phone book... You're never too old to do that.
Peas and thank you.
via: RedditAs soon as this one saw this plate, she took them out of her bag and left them there. Now that is dedication.
Always get it in writing.
via: Imgur"Being of sound mind and body, hearby declare that I have asked my husband to wake me at 5 a.m. on Friday, Oct. 3, 2014. Additionally, I agreed that I will not get mad when my aforementioned husband wakes me up, as long as he does not wake me by grabbing my boob and shaking it."
via: RedditFollow the chart. And when all else fails, go through the flow chart again to be sure.
She always had her hobbies...
via: Reddit"To the window by the wall, To the sweat drop down my balls. To all these bitches crawl, Skeet, skeet."
via: ImgurNow that's true love. She left him the last piece of bacon.
A little love nugget.
via: College HumorWho needs flowers when you can send your husband a chicken nugget bouquet? Let's hope she provided a few dipping sauces.
She's only trying to help...
via: RedditUnfortunately, she might need a hand with that one.
Looks like someone got a new label maker.
via: RedditIn case you forget, she left you a reminder. Baby.
When you open her drawer and find out she's picked up a hobby...
via: RedditAfter all, the better she is with balls, the better it is for everyone, right? Juggling balls, I meant. Get your mind out of the gutter.
She's on to him...
via: RedditBut look at that face! How can you resist that face?
via: RedditWhen she gets a new Halloween decoration — in August — just to "liven things up." Yeah, maybe don't do that, okay?
No backseat driving here.
via: Reddit"Hang a left, Merl. I see a good sale." "What? You see a wood rail?"
Hide and seek.
via: TwitterWords to live by. Remember...happy wife, happy life!