Dating isn’t easy, and we all have our fair share of cringe-worthy horror stories from dates gone wrong.
Twitter user @_ItsMissBre started a conversation about bad date stories.
The responses will make you laugh, cry, and maybe even swear off dating.
Ladies: tell me your worst date.— BreYonna (@BreYonna)1535054343.0
Starting off on the wrong foot.
All that and the date hadn’t even started yet.
@_ItsMissBre Worst pre-date: asked me if I liked heels and when I said yes, asked if I would wear them to our date… https://t.co/dCphrVlnkF— Nina (@Nina)1535079687.0
A strange approach to marketing.
No, I’m not interested in your protein powder.
@_ItsMissBre Met via an online dating site. He corresponded with me daily for weeks and seemed pretty interested. I… https://t.co/U72FwDSwpn— Black Women Stan Account (@Black Women Stan Account)1535068645.0
Dating can be dangerous.
That took a turn.
@_ItsMissBre Shows up with a friend who is dressed like Michael Jackson. On our way to the car, the friend drops a… https://t.co/bAp4y1BSsY— MrsBundrige (@MrsBundrige)1535206462.0
Awkward! On the next page, money becomes a deal breaker.
@_ItsMissBre I ended up having to pay the whole tab (cause he forgot his card 🙄) & drive ok no problem then during… https://t.co/NWiknksDb9— savage17💔 (@savage17💔)1535149124.0
A budget date.It’s safe to say there wasn’t a second date.
Oh hey, red flags!
We’re glad she lived to tell the tale.
@_ItsMissBre We went to park to walk around. He pointed to a ravine and said "jokingly" that he could probably hide… https://t.co/OUwCl5Yijy— forest selkie (@forest selkie)1535215666.0
A high-speed chase.Exciting, but not in a good way.
A confusing date.
We have so many questions about this.
@_ItsMissBre He asked me how many kids I wanted, cut up a fruit roll-up and called it dessert, and took out his fak… https://t.co/X9H1xd4IDm— brosaleigh (@brosaleigh)1535222911.0
File this one under “not worth your time." Click Next for the worst first impression ever.
@_ItsMissBre Went on a date w this dude who asked me out. We’re seated, he sees the prices of the menu and goes “th… https://t.co/sFtOEVdhgk— Nadia (@Nadia)1535160134.0
Men are the worst.
The date that ended before it started.
@_ItsMissBre Feb 2016, we matched on Tinder. He got to the cafe before me and the 1st thing he said when shaking my… https://t.co/FkETX46Que— Waringa Matindi (@Waringa Matindi)1535124308.0
Timing is important.
Read the room, buddy.
@_ItsMissBre He kissed me (terribly) mid-sentence while I was I talking about my mom being in the hospital— Vintage Millennial (@Vintage Millennial)1535163962.0
Getting wild at Applebee’s.
There are no words.
@_ItsMissBre He drunk ONE mixed drink at Applebee’s then took his shoes off and started walking around the restaurant.. i was embrassed af— 💛 (@💛)1535140909.0
An unexpected addition.At least he’s close with his mom?
A ruined concert.
Okay, there are a lot of issues here, but how dare he disrespect Mariah like that. On the next page, the worst questions a guy can ask.
@_ItsMissBre Went on a date to see Mariah Carey w a dude who talked the entire time and tried to scam better seats… https://t.co/jV3wikDJuM— Adrienne (@Adrienne)1535072504.0
Again, why are men like this?
Calm down, dude.
@_ItsMissBre Went on a date with a retired athlete, asked me why I didn't have kids yet, I am 27, asked what's wron… https://t.co/zxmbs9Zpae— roetry (@roetry)1535206964.0
Making the most of a bad situation.
We hope her team won!
@_ItsMissBre @meganstiletto Guy told me that me wanting to be an environmental lawyer was unattainable and delusion… https://t.co/2878FSZj2Y— Dominatrix Barbie (@Dominatrix Barbie)1535173772.0
Sometimes things still work out.
Definitely a one-of-a-kind date.
@_ItsMissBre First date, shows up in his red, mustang convertible with a gas hose hanging out of the tank where he… https://t.co/qtV1B66kWU— LK (@LK)1535252103.0
A real winner.
Nope, not going to work.
@_ItsMissBre Went on a date with a guy who mocked me for not going to college, decided what I ordered and tried to… https://t.co/dUodD1q759— Amazing Watcher (@Amazing Watcher)1535378958.0
Fast moves.Skip to the breakup with this one. Next, an intense ex-encounter.
Any date that requires you to hide is definitely a winner.
@_ItsMissBre We went back to his apartment and his girlfriend (he told me they had been broken up) came and started… https://t.co/2qtsQ4FuvY— Storm (@Storm)1535140379.0
Bagels and disappointment.
Read the whole thread for a weird only-in-NYC story.
@_ItsMissBre He asked me to meet for coffee. He couldn't think of one he liked in NYC. I suggested 3, he suggested… https://t.co/S7h3gXdlsB— Sarah E. Younger (@Sarah E. Younger)1535556499.0
Nope, nope, nope.She made the right choice.
The worst blind date.
Friends don’t set friends up on horrible blind dates.
@_ItsMissBre A blind date set up by mutual 'friends'-went to a showing of Reservoir Dogs (my choice!) The guy wore… https://t.co/4Bge8bPW5Z— Julie Rea (@Julie Rea)1535581826.0
What a conversationalist.
We see where you’re going with this, dude. On the next page, an accidental text that changed everything.
A guy spent all of dinner telling me about his ex-girlfriends and how after each break-up he had to move out of the… https://t.co/xnkQs9GvC9— Danielle SepulVEEP is the greatest show (@Danielle SepulVEEP is the greatest show)1535347624.0
The revealing accidental text.
He’s not fooling anyone.
@_ItsMissBre he accidentally texted me something along the lines of "sorry babe church going late" then had the ner… https://t.co/Le1J24pcFh— Tasha Mack Pow Pow Pow (@Tasha Mack Pow Pow Pow)1535077725.0
What a gentleman.
Took me to a dinner where he didn't make reservations, so we couldn't get a table. Go to a different place where he… https://t.co/CsgxiHMF01— Natt การุณรังษีวงศ์ (@Natt การุณรังษีวงศ์)1535547385.0
Meeting the parents.
Leave Mom and Dad out of your first date!
First Date: he took me home and we cooked/ate dinner with his mom and dad. https://t.co/jXBhnc2NOF— Kara McDowell ❄ONE WAY OR ANOTHER out now!❄ (@Kara McDowell ❄ONE WAY OR ANOTHER out now!❄)1535460893.0
Such a gem.
Flexible or not, no thanks.
Over coffee, he told me he was married but that his wife was "flexible". There was no second date. https://t.co/A20N8kGcl8— Elizabeth Reilly 🎄❤️ (@Elizabeth Reilly 🎄❤️)1535516463.0
A heads-up would have been nice. If you can relate to these dating horror stories, be sure to share this article on Facebook.
He picked me up on a Sunday morning. Thought we are going to have a breakfast date at a hotel. Ended up in the hote… https://t.co/Wx30X3GjbZ— La Dolce Far Niente (@La Dolce Far Niente)1535377092.0