There are a lot of positive reasons to have kids. For one, they say there's nothing like that moment when you hold your baby in your arms for the first time. The deep connection between a parent and a child is incomparable. You raise a tiny human into a big human and you watch them grow and carve out their tiny place in the great, wide world. There are movies and songs and books about being a parent. There are hundreds of articles on how to parent, tons of podcasts on parenting and plenty of unsolicited advice from in-laws and relatives.
But the best thing about being a parent? The most rewarding part about bringing a human life into the world?
You have someone to help you with chores. Yes, I said it. The best part of procreating is a child coming into your universe to help you with household tasks. Think I'm wrong? Well, you can now purchase a $30 toy Dyson vacuum for your child and it actually works.
Joking aside, being a parent is a beautiful thing.But how much more awesome would it be if your kid thought they were playing with a toy, but they were in fact helping you around the house? The possibilities are endless!
You can now literally trick your child into cleaning.
via: AmazonIsn't that every parent's dream? To hoodwink their offspring into cleaning their house, while said parent can finally kick their feet up and finish Mad Men, which they started five years ago? Ahem. I digress.
According to the product description on Amazon, the mini vacuum even comes with a removable debris drawer.
via: AmazonNow, obviously, it's not going to work like an industrial-sized vacuum. But it'll definitely pick up those spare crumbs that seem to constantly be on your carpet. It's crazy!
via: AmazonIt's battery operated, and measures at about 25 inches. Perfect for your mini-me to shadow you while you tidy up the house.
Which is a good thing.Studies show that a kid who is introduced to age-appropriate household chores will become a more independent adult. Research has shown that kids feel competent when they complete their chores.
This toy sounds like a winner for parents and kids alike.You might as well bookmark it for next Christmas, or add it to your wishlist if you have a child and you think this would be the perfect toy. Now, a working vacuum for a child may seem like an odd choice for a toy, but there are so many bizarre toys out there.
Like this fire toy set.
Uhhh...whatever this toy is?
How about a unicorn that poops rainbows?
This "children's toy" looks like something from a horror movie.
I'm not even sure what to call this toy.Is it a pillow? Is it meant to be comforting? I'd accept 20 mini vacuums instead of this horrifying face pillow creature.
This is a fun thing for a child to play in.
The name of this toy is really something.
This is a dark toy.
Did you know there's a "sperm cell doll" out there?
The Elmo doll is strangling this child.
Who doesn't want to be given a toy with teeth?
Sam’s first visit to the dentist and the creepiest dental toy ever. http://t.co/6YDIaRDY0y— Kat Badgley (@Kat Badgley)1395162238.0
This is the weirdest doll of all time.
Bought what is quite the creepiest baby's toy I've ever seen at Jim's shop. http://t.co/V77hWuJdbA— Lizard Queen (@Lizard Queen)1375532920.0
How about a baby in a peanut?
A rubber foot is a fun toy!
el juguete más feo del mundo https://t.co/Q6hleBZFlT— rebeca (@rebeca)1450006038.0
A pregnant doll.
This bubble wand is shaped horribly.
This doll needs to be burned.
An overpriced baby in a bottle.
Este es el "juguete" más caro y horrible del mundo!! 😱 http://t.co/pFSi4jr5uh— Yair (@Yair )1371941910.0