Pregnancy might be a gift from God, but for many women in their third trimester, it can also be equal parts frustrating, painful, and funny.
via: The BerryIf you're not sure how all those different feelings can exist at once, check out these images below and then you'll get it.
I think this comes after pregnancy, but you could point at your belly, too!
via: The BerryYou'd be hard pressed to make something as cute as a baby otter though. Look at its little fingers! Also, this mom just looks so proud.
via: The BerryI think all of us can relate to this one, pregnant or not. Comfort is king. Or queen, depending on your preference.
Just one of you is pregnant.
via: The BerryCouples saying "we're pregnant" is one of the worst things ever. Thankfully it seems like that trend is dying out, with help from both genders. Women have to deal with all the inconveniences and pain of pregnancy, so they deserve the glory. And men want nothing to do with that pain and physical inconvenience, so they're plenty happy to let 'em have it.
via: The BerrySome of us can do that too! But we don't have to be pregnant for that. You won't believe this next one...
Way to go, Sherlock.
via: InstagramThat's certainly one way to break the news. The parenthesis around the drinks sells it. She went full PEMDAS with it at least, so at least she seems to be learning in school?
Foot liposuction, perhaps?
via: The BerryOr you could find out where Shaq buys his shoes and go there. You're probably better off just waiting it out though. Most of the time your feet will go back to normal.
Regina knows what's up.
via: The BerryThis is applicable for pregnant people as well as those of us that like to eat big meals. Not pregnant, just eatin' good. Maybe we should look into muumuus?
via: The BerryBad puns galore. But it's got to be a little irritating if your baby decides it's time for a mosh pit while you're trying to sleep.
The truth hurts.
via: InstagramSo does bending over. And walking. Or really anything involving physical activity. We all understand this next one...
Blame it on the hormones.
via: The BerryThere's at least some logic behind that, sort of. But soon enough you'll be able to unlock your house with your phone or something anyway, so you won't even need keys. Good luck getting in your house then.
Was there any question?
via: The BerryWe want to meet the genius that designed this ad. I don't think you'd need the pregnancy test at that point, you might as well wait it out and see. She's either pregnant or Alien is getting ready to burst out of her.
Swag 4 dayz.
via: InstagramAlthough, penguins waddle. Penguins also have swag. And pregnancy penguin has a pretty good ring to it.
Unless you see a baby falling out of her, stay quiet.
via: The BerrySeriously, take this advice. There is no right way to ask this question. There's not really any reason to ask either. If she wants you to know, you probably know.
It's not THAT far off...
via: The BerryAlthough that picture makes you look more like a bee than a human. You're a queen bee though. This next one is hilarious...
via: InstagramEven the hardest of rockers have some early nights. Heck, I'm sure Ozzy Osbourne falls asleep at like 4:00 P.M. while watching re-runs of Maury. We've all been there.
You can't shave what you can't reach.
via: The BerryPlus, you won't want anyone near you or your legs for a long time. No point anyway!
It doesn't matter. Either way, you pretty much have a free pass.
via: The BerryThat's one of the great things about being pregnant. You're never wrong! Who's gonna argue with a pregnant lady? We don't recommend it.
Any day now...
via: The BerryNine months can feel like an eternity when you're carrying nearly ten pounds of extra human on your front. Just know it'll be over soon!
You're almost there!
via: The BerryThink of it as the last lap of a race, or the last minute of a basketball game. Except you won't score a point or win the race, your water will just break. Less glamorous, but more important. We can't get over this next one...
Accommodations are necessary.
via: The BerryThis applies to every couple, pregnant or not. But when you're pregnant, your man better kiss that remaining quarter of the bed goodbye. He can't sleep on the couch though, 'cause you'll want him nearby. So he'll somehow have to exist on one microfiber of the bed.
Sometimes your hunch is good enough.
via: InstagramLadies, you and your baby bumps are all beautiful, but holy crap this is hilarious. This needs to go into the Meme Hall of Fame.
No need to ask. We understand.
via: The BerryThis could be a meal for a pregnant woman. Or it could be a meal for a teenager with the munchies. It could go either way.
This is definitely a fantasy.
via: The BerryUnfortunately, fantasy is not reality. But now that we think about it, it does seem like a lot of work to literally grow another human.
That sexy stride...
via: The BerryBack to the penguin thing again! It's nothing to be ashamed of, penguins are awesome. Did you know same sex penguin couples have been known to adopt eggs that couldn't otherwise be hatched? Progressive penguins! This next one is so relatable...
Side-eye from straight ahead.
via: The Berry"Nope, not pregnant. Just woke up with this weird bump on my stomach about 9 months ago. Maybe I should get it checked out."
It's not very glamorous, folks.
via: The BerryBut still, any reality with Cheeto puffs is a reality we can get behind. Pajama pants are a plus.
Not without a flashlight.
via: The Berry"Oh, not glowing? You mean glowering? Yeah, I have been doing a lot of glowering..."
via: InstagramBut stay healthy for the baby! You'll be miserable as crap for nine months but eventually, it'll be worth it! Especially when you raise a smart and healthy kid that can eventually pay for your retirement...
He's gonna be a soccer player!
via: The BerryOr a movie star! A horror movie star, to be more specific. Oh no. I think we can all understand this next one...
"This number is for emergencies only, ma'am."
via: InstagramAgain, is this a pregnant woman? Or is it a teenager with the munchies? Who knew that two things so different had so much in common?