Sea lions look chubby and happy and most of the time, they are — from a distance.

But they are wild animals, and as one little girl found out, still pretty dang dangerous.

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In a heart-stopping video by Michael Fujiwara, people walk around Steveston Fisherman's Wharf, in Richmond, British Columbia, checking out a sea lion swimming just off the pier.

Then a little girl sits on the edge, and just consider this foreshadowing...

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...because just over a minute and a half in, the seal launches up and pulls her into the water.

Thankfully everyone involved was unhurt, so Twitter figured it was fair game for a few jokes.

Be careful out there, my friends.