Every word has a basic definition that most of us are familiar with, but some are certainly open to interpretation.

For instance, you might say "bath robe" while I  might say "casual wrap dress." Let's not get caught up in the details.

Anyway, as these satirical definitions of common words (created by the fine folks at Sad and Useless) prove, sometimes a creative interpretation is actually more accurate than the "real" definition we know.

Via: Sad and Useless

Any you would add to the list?

(Speaking of which, List: Thing you will forget on the counter when you leave to go to the store).