It’s that time of year when kids are making their way back to school, and it’s a blessing and curse for most parents.
On one hand, they no longer have to keep them entertained every single day at home. But on the other hand, there’s stressful back-to-school shopping, getting them back into a routine, and preparing to help them with surprisingly challenging homework.
It helps to have a sense of humor about things, and thankfully these parents do — and they tweet about it.
You know how it is. There are times when you love being with your friends and going “out” and doing “things,” but most of the time you’re just praying that someone cancels whatever it is you were supposed to go out and do because, quite frankly, you would rather hang out by yourself on the couch with a pizza and Netflix marathon.
There’s nothing wrong with that. People can be so…peopley at times, and it seems like they’re everywhere.
So if you’re one of those souls that just kind of likes your space and time to stay your space and time, there’s a tweet for that.
The Innocence of Youth
Actually, I don’t hate to cancel.
I hate that you didn’t cancel first and now I have to think of an excuse.
We’re still about a year away from the premier of the seventh season of Game of Thrones, but apparently Maisie Williams, who plays Arya Stark on the HBO hit, has read the script for the upcoming season and decided to tweet out nothing but trolling teasers for us peons not in on the details.
First, she just let's us know that she's seen the scripts.
Once upon a time, a semi-innocent middle schooler thought he got his girlfriend pregnant through something akin to the immaculate conception, seeing as he had never kissed a girl before.
Now older and wiser, Kiren David shared the hilarious story on Twitter, and to say it had a few twists and turns would be understatement.
Warning: There’s a little bit of language, but we are talking about sex, so what did you expect?
First of all, we all sin.
Motherhood is no joke.
Not only are you in charge of keeping little humans safe and fed, but you’re also in charge of keeping little humans from jumping off furniture, redecorating the walls with markers, and bringing small woodland creatures into the house.
In order to survive it, you do need to have a good sense of humor. And these ladies here? They don’t mess around or sugarcoat things. They’re hilariously honest about being a mom, and thank goodness, they tweet it out.
Too Cool for School
Aren’t there any more after-school activities you’re interested in?
Any more clubs that you could join?
It’s really as simple as “no” means “no,” but apparently there are people out there who still fail to grasp the concept of consent and sexual assault.
Because of that, Twitter user Nafisa Ahmed decided to break it down with an analogy that anyone with a brain should be able to grasp.
Thanks to social media, we now have a million and 12 options to embarrass ourselves publicly. There are people who know when to step away and maybe keep their random thoughts to themselves instead of broadcasting them to the world.
These are not those people.
No, these people are the ones that should slowly back away from the computer, maybe pick up a book, and above all, just never hit “send.”
Oh, say can you see...
Well, at least they got the flag right.
However, they could use some help with the whole “parrot” thing.
via: Epic Fail
The first few days of the Rio Olympics were great material for those armchair athletes on Twitter, and these past couple of days have kept their streak going strong…