There’s no shortage of “real” food porn, so to speak, in terms of pictures of fancy food beautifully plated and displayed for all to enjoy. But what about the frozen pizza? The hot dogs? The macaroni and cheese?
Look no further, my foodie friends.
These people value the humble food they prepare, and they think it deserves the chance to be displayed and shared for all to enjoy…but, honestly, I think I’ll pass.
A Deconstructed Hot Dog
More specifically, a glazed wiener suspension, tomato ketchup and mustard foam, cryogenic pickle relish julienne, toasted brioche tower, and dwarf basil greens.
I told you that you don’t want to know, but apparently you’re not heeding my warning. So as long as you’re here, I should warn you: This is “adult” material. Yes, talking about the McChicken from McDonald’s is not for the faint of heart today, my friends.
If you noticed #McChicken was trending on Twitter but didn’t investigate further, good call, because what you would have found is something so disgusting it would make finding a video of a McChicken being made look delightful.
This pretty much sums it up.
Yes, some dude went to town and had “relations,” so to speak, with an extra juicy fast food sandwich off the dollar menu.
Not only did he do that, but he taped himself and shared the video online.
Flights are delayed all the time, and you don’t usually know exactly what caused the delay, so you just kind of roll with it.
But on Wednesday, easyJet flight EZY835 from London Gatwick to Belfast was about 90 minutes late after a “verbal disagreement” took place between two crew members. The plane had to return to its gate, the crew members in question were replaced and, for a while, there was widespread confusion among the people on board.
Thankfully one of those passengers — TV Presenter Dan Lobb, in utter disbelief — tweeted the whole thing out for our viewing pleasure.
It’s that time of year when kids are making their way back to school, and it’s a blessing and curse for most parents.
On one hand, they no longer have to keep them entertained every single day at home. But on the other hand, there’s stressful back-to-school shopping, getting them back into a routine, and preparing to help them with surprisingly challenging homework.
It helps to have a sense of humor about things, and thankfully these parents do — and they tweet about it.
You know how it is. There are times when you love being with your friends and going “out” and doing “things,” but most of the time you’re just praying that someone cancels whatever it is you were supposed to go out and do because, quite frankly, you would rather hang out by yourself on the couch with a pizza and Netflix marathon.
There’s nothing wrong with that. People can be so…peopley at times, and it seems like they’re everywhere.
So if you’re one of those souls that just kind of likes your space and time to stay your space and time, there’s a tweet for that.
The Innocence of Youth
Actually, I don’t hate to cancel.
I hate that you didn’t cancel first and now I have to think of an excuse.
We’re still about a year away from the premier of the seventh season of Game of Thrones, but apparently Maisie Williams, who plays Arya Stark on the HBO hit, has read the script for the upcoming season and decided to tweet out nothing but trolling teasers for us peons not in on the details.
First, she just let's us know that she's seen the scripts.
Once upon a time, a semi-innocent middle schooler thought he got his girlfriend pregnant through something akin to the immaculate conception, seeing as he had never kissed a girl before.
Now older and wiser, Kiren David shared the hilarious story on Twitter, and to say it had a few twists and turns would be understatement.
Warning: There’s a little bit of language, but we are talking about sex, so what did you expect?
First of all, we all sin.
Motherhood is no joke.
Not only are you in charge of keeping little humans safe and fed, but you’re also in charge of keeping little humans from jumping off furniture, redecorating the walls with markers, and bringing small woodland creatures into the house.
In order to survive it, you do need to have a good sense of humor. And these ladies here? They don’t mess around or sugarcoat things. They’re hilariously honest about being a mom, and thank goodness, they tweet it out.
Too Cool for School
Aren’t there any more after-school activities you’re interested in?
Any more clubs that you could join?