The invention of the Internet has given us many gifts: on-demand television, a 24-7 news cycle, social media and, of course, the ability to buy almost anything and have it delivered right to your door.
One such market for feeding your Internet shopping addiction is Etsy — the internet’s cool-vintage-shop, where you can buy everything from a real mink stole to a repurposed apothecary jar from the 1800s.
But push through the pages of hand-painted wedding invitations and sparkly brooches from the 80s, and you’ll find that here’s a darker side to the world’s consignment store. A place where you can buy all the deliciously creepy vintage medical ephemera your little heart desires…
A set of vintage medical teeth, which have been cleaned and polished — though you can apparently re-stain them with Tim Holtz alcohol stains.
According to USA Today, you can now officially rent some goats from Amazon.com. They will graze and clean up your lawn in a way you’ve never experienced before.
But what if that’s not all you could do with the little adorable creatures? Sure, Amazon wants to give you a highly controlled landscaping experience, but who would know if you just snuck your baby goat out for a few hours of fun?
Let’s close our eyes and imagine…
Take your goat to the park.
What could possibly be more fun than showing up at the park with a baby goat? Bonus points if you take it to the local dog park and cause a ruckus.