Twitter turned 10 years old in 2016, which means that like most pre-teens, it’s gone through a lot of changes, often has an attitude, and doesn’t let you forget the stupid things you said that one time.
And celebrities aren’t immune, as proven by the fact that there’s a website where you can find the very first tweets of any person who has ever used the site.
When looking at those from celebrities, it seemed a lot of them were interested in a) promoting something and b) pointing out that it wasn’t a fake account. But I guess you have to start somewhere.
So without further ado, let’s delve into the virgin tweets of the stars…
If you’ve been caught up fact-checking Melania Trump’s speech or out trying to catch a Pikachu, you might have missed some of the best things floating around on Twitter.
Have no fear, my friend. We have you covered with 22 tweets guaranteed to bring you a laugh in 140 characters or less.
Do you know what time it is? It’s wine o’clock, which is basically any time after noon when you can swap out that cup of coffee for a nutritious glass of fermented grapes.
And if you’re someone who enjoys white, red, or anything that comes out of a bottle — or a box, no judgment — pour yourself a glass because we’ve found your tribe on Twitter.
Because this election season wasn’t already giving social media enough material to work with, Monday night journalist Jarrett Hill noticed that there were significant similarities between Melania Trump’s speech on the first night of the Republican National Convention, and first lady Michelle Obama’s Democratic convention speech in 2008.
Of course the Trump camp is saying that's ridiculous and said her team of writers had “in some instances included fragments that reflected her own thinking.”
Maybe she was thinking of the exact same things that Michelle Obama had said, as it would appear that way.
Dating is hard enough when both parties involved awkwardly meet and set out on the first date.
It's even harder when one of those people doesn't even show up, which was the case for 21-year-old Twitter user Mimi Black, who was stood up by her date after she traveled to meet him.
She could have done the whole “doom and gloom” thing, but instead she decided that dammit, she was worth it, and she was going to go on that date — with herself.
Let’s quickly summarize this situation so we can get to the good stuff.
Taylor Swift and Kanye West have a weird relationship, starting with him bombing her VMA acceptance speech in 2009 and then recently releasing a song called "Famous" with controversial lyrics about Taylor that caused a ton of drama.
On Thursday, Playboy Playmate Dani Mathers posted a Snapchat of herself looking completely disgusted while a naked woman behind her showered at the gym.
First of all, WTF in that she would post a picture of that poor lady and then shame her in front of the whole world. But second, go back to the first point because there’s nothing more to say about that.
The Internet was disgusted, and Mathers deleted the story amidst all the backlash, claiming she only meant to send it to a friend.
When the Internet didn’t let up, she went on to basically try to delete all of her social media accounts.
Let’s say you like dressing up as your favorite characters, but can’t afford the fancy costumes you see all over the place. The solution? Do what Anucha “Cha” Saengchart, aka the guy behind “Lowcost Cosplay” does, and create them from household objects.
Will you look exactly like those iconic characters? Of course not, but you’ll get points for creativity..